You mean: no money, needs some way to steal some rather than
getting off her undoubtedly crisp-and-junk-food-bloated arse and getting a job.
Besides, I wouldn't say that the son had no life unless you wanted to risk the wrath of any MMORPGers here
I'd bet a fiver she's also signed up to that Internet pyramid scheme.
Although my first instinct is that the judge will burst out laughing when he hears the case, I'd say the recent payout to that smoker sets a worryingly large precendent.
As frightening as it is, she does have a case.