List of things that you should never do...

Zur · Nov 28, 2005

This thread is for the noble purpose of listing things you should never do or try your best to avoid. This sharing of our common experiences should lead to the betterment of humanity as a whole (... or not).

Right, I start...

1. Never use kitchen roll as replacement toilet paper. If you do, you risk blocking up your toilet

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FieldMedic · Nov 28, 2005

Never try to challenge a rake that is lying on the floor, you will regret it.

KillStreak · Nov 28, 2005

never take a penny if you dont leave a penny.

Plumb_Drumb · Nov 28, 2005

Never try to run from the cops in a beat up old SubaruGL wagon.
________
ROLL A JOINT

namu · Nov 28, 2005

If you live in England: never run to catch a train.

AMmayhem · Nov 28, 2005

Don't eat peanut butter m&ms after eating onion rings. The burps taste so nasty. :tdown:

Otej · Nov 28, 2005

Drink Radox... pissing bubbles is not as fun as it sounds

missPoopShoot · Nov 28, 2005

namu said:
If you live in England: never run to catch a train.

Oooooh. Too soon?

_Zd_Phoenix_ · Nov 28, 2005

Don't mistake glue for lubricant, especially for those of you that like the animals :hmm:

Trynant · Nov 28, 2005

Don't wake Vin Deisel.

Jackal · Nov 28, 2005

namu said:
If you live in England: never run to catch a train.

ROFL

Never use a lotion for a lubricant for sex. It may cause some a infection...

Kaligraphic · Nov 28, 2005

Never use a frightened cat as a masturbatory aid.

Wookiee · Nov 28, 2005

Never try to chew gum and eat a Snickers bar at the same time :hmm:

DeeperShade · Nov 28, 2005

Never do some artwork for a friend who's a furre.
You'll never live it down :hmm:

Also, never insert thin phalic objects into your japs eye.

Trynant · Nov 28, 2005

Never say never?

anaemic · Nov 28, 2005

never try to lick a fan

never put electricuting toys in your mouth

hyrulian · Nov 28, 2005

_Zd_Phoenix_ said:
Don't mistake glue for lubricant, especially for those of you that like the animals

Hahaha!

Peavey · Nov 28, 2005

Don't mistake a gluestick for chapstick when you have a significant other.

Unless you like setting world records for the longest kiss.

Kantham · Nov 29, 2005

Don't spam on BUF.

El JuaKo · Nov 29, 2005

never use a condom twice.... it hurts a lot and burns the insides of big joe

List of things that you should never do...

surrealistic mad cow

Less good UT Player ever

I posted in the RO-me thread and all I got was a pink username!

yumb

Bleh.

Mayhem is everywhere

Resident Jewobbit

voodoo rage

Queen of BuFdom

Manic Brawler

Crapass

Charles leChaud is my hero

Lets Rock

Banned

Manic Brawler

she touch your penis?

Rainbow Brite

Rattus Norvegicus

Fool.

Fear the Mariachi

I posted in the RO-me thread
and all I got was
a pink username!