"Unusual Lump" What should I do?
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[GU]elmur_fud
I have balls of Depleted Uranium
So THAT'S why you asked.
Regardless, Wrench beats Crowbar.
I say my crowbar beats any pipewrench anyday.
But nope you can't barrow my crowbar to pry the lump out of your arse.
I say go to the Hospital. Get it remooved. Put it in a jar. Trick some1 you don't like into eating it. Laugh histericly. Feel much better.
And suddenly I feel much, much better. Oh, and the thread winner is a tie between Rambowjo and his hooj digga and Interbellum and his(?) gerbil...
...and whoever suggested my tear was a result of me hugging peni with my bum fails: I always use lubricant.
Or a fistfull of cooking fat.
...and whoever suggested my tear was a result of me hugging peni with my bum fails: I always use lubricant.
Or a fistfull of cooking fat.
