Jesus is watching you!!!

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Neo Skinz

Neo Skinz

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A burglar breaks into this house and he comes into a room with no lights on. He walks into the middle of the room and he suddenly here's this voice "Jesus is watching you" he turns round and in a dark corner of the room he sees a parrot and so he goes across to it. The parrot says again "Jesus is watching you". The burglar looks at the parrot funnily and then asks "What's your name?" to which the parrot replied "Clarence" The burglar then says, "That's a stupid name for a parrot, which idiot called you that?" The parrot replied, "The same idiot that called the rotweiler JESUS"

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The Dopefish

The Dopefish

Eat your veggies!
Apr 17, 2000
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ROTFLMAO! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now you're going to tell me that the flowers on the window sill turn into blue fire... ;)

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