|20th Dec 2011, 04:58 PM||#1|
One more year to go...
and that's it, game over. One more year to live, enjoy while you still can. One year from now, a giant tsunami will crush you to bits and pieces, and the poles will dance around the earth.
One more year, and the sun will explode, This explosion will smash Mercury, Venus and the moon into the atlantic ocean, which probably isn't such a good thing.
Damn it, I'm buying some of those doomsday books tomorrow. They'll probably provide me information on how to survive this global disastrous event. Need to find me that village in France which will 100 percent sure magically survive the cataclysm!
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
-Ode to Spot, by Data
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