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Master Roshi · Jun 8, 2004

Arn't these the greatist things ever made????

Not really But now they will have to do. As of this year Lancaster county Pennsylvania has out lawed all other fireworks.
No more Whistling Charlie's
No more Strobelights.
If it is explosive; makes a noise its illeagel.
Now all that is legel is these retarted things. ==>

Last year our county out lawed holleen masks and now this!!!! It time to get a new mayor.

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tool · Jun 8, 2004

fireworks have pretty much been out lawed everywhere in the U.S. it seems. Which is a shame as fireworks are one of those American traditions for 4th of july. I may not give a crap about the true meaning of 4th of july, but the fireworks I loved. Now we are forced to watch those firework displays setup by sponsors, they are cool to watch but no where close to being fun. The fun comes in shooting fire works off yourself.

Although people in Washington state are some what lucky, because we have indian reservations, which we can goto to shoot off fireworks there legally.

Twisted Metal · Jun 8, 2004

What makes it cool to set off fireworks by yourself is the fact that you can do the opposite of what the instructions say. Screw planting roman candles in the ground, it's much more fun to hold them and point at targets/friends. And those big rockets that shoot up in the sky and blow up into a million different colors, it's much more fun to launch those out of your hand than a pipe. Especially when you have a friend hold it and they scream out "F*CKKKKKK!!!!" when the flames shooting from the rocket hits their hand/arm. I can't count how many accidental fires I started with fireworks. One time I walked indoors after shooting a few things off only to walk outside 5 minutes later to find a large patch of ground/leaves on fire.

It doesn't matter that they're outlawed, people still easily obtain them and use them every 4th of July.

tool · Jun 8, 2004

Yeah that is the real weird thing about it. a few weeks before 4th of July there will be hundreds of firework stands all over the place selling them but yet fireworks are banned in most areas.

Bean 3:16 · Jun 8, 2004

For Memorial day weekend, we got these little Bunker Busters, and just blew everything up. Lemon's, hamburgers, Krispy Kremes, soda bottles, and most gloriously, an ant hill.

TWD · Jun 8, 2004

Come to utah. They're pretty nerfed up but you can still get fireworks. Plus everyone goes to wyoming and gets them. Sure it's illegal and the cops will probly take them (and then proceed to take them to THEIR yard and light them) and fine you (maybe) but most people are willing to still do it.

Besides...I think sparklers are cool...

Master Roshi · Jun 8, 2004

Bean316 said:
For Memorial day weekend, we got these little Bunker Busters, and just blew everything up. Lemon's, hamburgers, Krispy Kremes, soda bottles, and most gloriously, an ant hill.

HAY HAY HAY I sell tos krispy Kreams.

m&ms · Jun 8, 2004

people in nebraska go to missouri to get the good stuff

MÆST · Jun 8, 2004

people in illinois -> indiana (or missouri depending where in illinois you live)

GeneticFreak · Jun 9, 2004

Firecrackers that explodes and makes noise has been outlawed in here for years. But for ceremonies you can get the license to launch them, just not for public to buy and use. You can buy them, but you can get arrested using them. Especially the "bang" gunpowder firecrackers one.

B · Jun 9, 2004

Master Roshi said:
Arn't these the greatist things ever made????
Now all that is legel is these retarted things. ==>

Put 2 packs of those in a small PVC pipe (1" diameter) and light em

Best Smokebombs ever

(they even will work underwater, creating smoke bubbles!!)

TossMonkey · Jun 9, 2004

If fireworks were made illegal over here I think everyone in the country would move... bonfire night is one of the few truly great traditions in this country.

Bounca · Jun 9, 2004

I live outside of E-town Roshi!!

Typical old skewl Lanc County. Hell, they've been bent out of shape for years now bout the minor league ball park going down town.

SugarBear · Jun 9, 2004

the best part about living in PA....ohio, the best part about living in ohio...PA.

fireworks are outlawed in the state of ohio, but legal in the state of PA, there are tax exemptions on fireworks in ohio, so three of the largest fireworks stores in the US are in Ohio, too bad you can only buy them if you sign a letter saying you will only use them in PA.

people from PA come right across the border to Deercreek, or Youngstown and shop from litterally a mile and a half long store for fireworks so powerful they require a license to own and use, and chaps from ohio can feel free to buy anything they want, sign a paper with a fake name and blow crap up in someone elses back yard.

Bounca · Jun 9, 2004

yeah..few years back I blew about $400 at Phantom fireworks, in Columbiana OH. Just signed that I was delivering to Missouri or something like that and hopped on the PA turnpike back home. no questions asked, and I still have all 10 fingers.

Nickelass · Jun 9, 2004

MÆST said:
people in illinois -> indiana (or missouri depending where in illinois you live)

and not just bottle rockets and firecrackers which are illegal here, but even sparklers are illegal in illinois.

AMMAGETSVM · Jun 9, 2004

think that's bad?..

Imagine NYC's Chinatown, a massive community, no longer allowed to celebrate their holidays without all the traditional fireworks; such a beautiful display, lost for good

Chinese New Year parades with bang-snaps just ain't fun

until we went to Ohio, anyways

now things are better

Gundato · Jun 9, 2004

I can understand banning them from densely populated areas (apparently America frowns upon natural selection), but I say they should be legal in the suburbs and country. In a city, you have a much higher chance of killing some jackass who jumps in front of you.

In the suburbs you will probably just set a fire, but who cares about those. Generally they won't spread enough to do more than just have a "Fireworks are bad" week.

In the country, well. If you hit someone, they deserve it

B · Jun 9, 2004

It was always allowed and now all of a sudden it's a problem?

TWD · Jun 9, 2004

I wish I worked at a firework store. They want their employees to know what each firework does and looks like so they'll give you a ton to just go out and light all the time.

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