A genie sees a bear chasing a rabbit and calls out to the bear, "If you stop chasing the rabbit, I will give you each two wishes"
The bear agrees and says, "OK, I want the biggest penis a bear has ever had." The genie nods his head and it is done.
The rabbit says, "I would like a motorcycle." The genie shugs and and grants the rabbit his wish.
The bear says, "I want all bears in the world to be female, except for me." His wish is granted.
The rabbit get on his bike, revs it up, and says, "I wish this bear were gay," and peels out.
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a Genie, and only 2 wishes?" posted by
TwoHardCore