Well, let me try and explain. We at RealMaps have decided to take each new map we receive, and dip it deep within the watered ashes of dead hookers. You see, the water, when applied in the right amount, gives the ash a consistency similar to that of blackened paste.
Anyway, these maps are then sun-dried, cured, and padded down by a professional law enforcement officer. Now comes the hard part. We sift through each map, one by one, and throw out any that might be considered well lit or "daytime".
We take these select maps, and with ever so much care, we duct tape them to the penis of a pissed off gibbon, who proceeds to run through the mud with the kind of abandon normally reserved for frat hazings.
Then, and only then, are these maps ready to be uploaded to FilePlanet, when you, the lucky, light-sensitive public can get your grimy hands on the latest and greatest.
Or....some maps have dark shadows in em or they are set at night.
Could go either way. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Buddy_Pickle
RealMaps Co-Founder / Web Guy
www.planetunreal.com/realmaps/