The funny pictures thread (new and improved)

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T2A`

I'm dead.
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Screw that bible-humping Norris. Bruce Lee is 10x better.

http://www.bruceleedivinewind.com/feats.html said:
  • Bruce's striking speed from 3 feet away was five hundredths of a second.
  • Bruce could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks.
  • Bruce did press ups using only 2 fingers.
  • Bruce could thrust his fingers through unopened cans of Coca-Cola. (This was when soft drinks cans were made of steel much thicker than today's aluminium cans)
  • Bruce was able to explode 100lb bags with a simple sidekick.
  • Bruce would ride for 45 minutes (10 Miles) on a stationary bike, when he'd finished, a huge pool of sweat was beneath him.
  • Bruce once caved in a protective headgear made from heavy steel rods, rods that had previously withstood several blows from a sledgehammer.
  • Bruce's last movie "Enter the Dragon" was made for a modest $600,000 in 1973. To date, is has grossed over $300,000,000.
 

R34P3R

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lmaofb.jpg

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Zur

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Holy crap Batman ! I didn't know you could muscle boobs in that way ^^