Actually there is a problem with that.
Posting while sh*tting is one thing.
Posting while having sex means you're having the worlds most boring sex.
What are you doing RIGHT NOW?
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Actually there is a problem with that.
Posting while sh*tting is one thing.
Posting while having sex means you're having the worlds most boring sex.
Good point...Unless you're on the receiving end of a Jeff Smoker, which would show with some bad grammar.
Right now watching Four Brothers. **** the oscars.
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I could see doing somethin' on the PC while getting a J. Smoker but unfortunately I haven't been able to find an excuse for stuffing my girl under my desk and telling her to go for it. "C'mon baby, it'll be freaky!"
I'll admit I got the Oscars on but the TV has twin view, I'm surfing on the right side while the left is minimized and muted so I just pull it up if there's something I wanna' see.
Technology makes us lazy bastards. w00t.
I'll admit I got the Oscars on but the TV has twin view, I'm surfing on the right side while the left is minimized and muted so I just pull it up if there's something I wanna' see.
Technology makes us lazy bastards. w00t.
I don't believe in the whole "being official" or having a girlfriend as you probably mean.
There are a couple girls I see/date/sometimes end up in bed with.
There are a couple girls I see/date/sometimes end up in bed with.
Straightening my hair and watching Loose Women.
The TV program.
Not women who've had too much sex.
The TV program.
Not women who've had too much sex.
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I hate my ISP. (not making another thread for it.)
This happened while I was playing the game!!!
They wouldnt turn it back on so I had to drive to one of their offices and show them I already have the game, and the ****ing receipt. Thats the last straw. Verizon FiOS all the way.
I hate my ISP. (not making another thread for it.)
This happened while I was playing the game!!!
They wouldnt turn it back on so I had to drive to one of their offices and show them I already have the game, and the ****ing receipt. Thats the last straw. Verizon FiOS all the way.
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"Posting in this thread."Correcting someone.
Correcting someone correcting someone.