can you perform a dunkin'?

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Balton

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today in sport my friend and me, we grabbed basketbals and tried to perform some moves. as usual. hes like 1.90m tal and i am around 1.80m tall. hes also a lighweight and can jump like mr. armstrong did on the moon. well he performed a dunkin' really cool. took him 2 tries to get it right. so i thought I've got to do it too. and damn, I was soooo close...
Now i got to find a decent basketcourt to practice a bit. but man, a dunkin! ofcourse I am not a 2nd air jordan but beating the magical limit makes me glow in feaver....
 
Balton

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Originally posted by Ulukai


White men can't jump.....
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sure? my friend is whiter than me. so i assume that he is white and he performs the dunking way better than all the wanna-basketball players that i know from around...
 
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heh im 1.93 meters and weigh 74 kilos, last jump i had measured was .9 meters i forgot what my long jump was. if you wana jump high, strap on some 2.2 kilo ankle weights and walk/jump/toe lift for about half an hour. (or untill your legs burn so bad you cant stand) within a month you will jump much higher.
 
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I could jump higher than anyone else in my Phys Ed class, but sadly I'm too white to dunk a b-ball.

Having teeny tiny little feminine hands doesn't help with holding it either (on the plus side they go down a treat with the Samoan Longshoremen who I "dance' for at weekends)
 
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Originally posted by @kuma
I could jump higher than anyone else in my Phys Ed class, but sadly I'm too white to dunk a b-ball.

Having teeny tiny little feminine hands doesn't help with holding it either (on the plus side they go down a treat with the Samoan Longshoremen who I "dance' for at weekends)
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Calluses have a hard, slippery surface. Cut down on all the monkey spankin’ and your dunkin’ days will return.

-Dr. Ruth
 
Balton

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I'll try it again. and if i can get a friend to get his digital-vidcam withhim i even can save it as mpg!!! : )
 
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My white self can (actually, could before I started smoking ciggies) perform a rather elegant 360 degree dunk amongst other feats of b-balling artistry.. Being 6,4 helps, or maybe being part nigerian has somehow blessed me with these pointless abilities.. Actually, the nigerian thing has honed my rice cooking abilities pretty ****ing well too!
 
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