What would you do if your name was "F.ucker"

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Not sure if it's censored.

Anyways today we had a guy at work called "Fucker" (translated. Real name "Ficker")

And guess when he was born?
1969

I would have changed my name quite a while ago :eek:
 

el Gato

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Wasn't there a baseball player a while back named Rusty ****z?

There was a police cheif in a town near where I grew up. His name was Richard Trickles, but everyone called him Dicky. Dicky Trickles. :D
 

MADMAX1001

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Ha ha, good one, Noob. Nice touch.
(oh dear god, what happened to his face? is he really kidding?! it's like some evil clown that's coming to kill me! AHHHHHHHH!):D
 
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Originally posted by MADMAX1001
Ha ha, good one, Noob. Nice touch.
(oh dear god, what happened to his face? is he really kidding?! it's like some evil clown that's coming to kill me! AHHHHHHHH!)


u no love me :(

*cries, then runs away being chased by an angry mob with torches and pitchforks*

:eek:

*hides in a barn*

:)

*dies cuz barn is set on fire by angry mob*

:(
 

Myrmidion

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n00b: Seen that avatar aaages, ago, possibly about 4 months ago :) It was on Modsquad, under the link 'Quake 3'. :)

Used to have it as my background ;)
 

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mah mum used to work at a doctors surgery and they had a patient called Mr Prat :) Other than that I dont really know many people with funny names. If I had a dodgy name like that Id either change it or sell myself to the US media companies :p
 

D66

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Once had a friend who worked in an office with about 6 Vietnamise guys all with the name Phuk (I am sure I am spelling it wrong but you get the Phonetics) Constantly, he was temped to yell out the question....
"Which One of you Phuks wants to go to lunch!"
 

Camel

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Originally posted by el Gato
Wasn't there a baseball player a while back named Rusty ****z?

There was a police cheif in a town near where I grew up. His name was Richard Trickles, but everyone called him Dicky. Dicky Trickles. :D

I think there is a racecar driver named Dick Trickle.
 

JaFO

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Pff!
At least you don't have to hear about Minister President Kok
Or Mr. Lubbers ...
Somebody named Ms. Borst (=Breast) ...

And those are (have been) in our government ...