LoverBoy BrownyMan's Offical Loveline Thread

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BrownyMan

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With recent events in both my personal and online forums lives, I found I have quite a nack for sexual problems and questions. I've accumulated quite a lot of learned and valid sexual knowledge over the past few years from real sources. So my point is this if anyone out their, with a mature and serious problem or any form of question even those on the somewhat immature side, I urge you to ask away. I know there are guys out there who would like to know that there is more to sex than just insert, thrust, repeat. So if you guys have any questions it's okay to ask. And I'm not just some 19 year old who thinks he's a arrogent person, I'm just offering what I know in the most serious and mature manner.

I also know that there are guys out there who wouldn't seek help with sex for any reason because of their pride. But remember it's better to be in the know than in the dark, these kinds of things can pay off a lot for both you and your spouce, signifcant other, etc. So please ask if you feel even the slightest need or curiousity

three last things:

1.) Please don't post unless you intent to be at the very least semi-serious. And please do not post if you are going to say something hurtful.

2.) If you feel embarassed or bashful feel free to Private Message me, I don't mind and give you my word of strict confidentiality. Those who know me know my word is my bond and would never under any curicumstances go against it.

3.) While I am a very well imformed indidviual about sex and it's dealings, I do not have the answer to all questions. But will do my best to find those answers should the problem seem serious or the question seem valid.

and remember guys and gals, as GunGirl a said "it's sex, don't be offended by something that's inside all of us"
 

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.....:con:

(Must not.. say anything cynical........... must stay....... positive....Must not say...... anything cynical....)
 

BrownyMan

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Well...

Okay, I know this is going to be a hard thread to get moving, but I feel, once someone breaks the proverbial ice on this one, things will start moving along.
 

OICW

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Browny man: I need your help on an issue.

It's this Half-life mod. No there's no players for Science and Industry on the Aussie servers "sob" this is really embarassing, and now I have to play on overseas servers with a 300 ping! I feel like our love has died :(

How can I revive my interest in SI...should I envite it out on a date alone with my computer? An romantic 3am quick play around? Secret meetings in the day?

I'm willing to let myself get beaten with a score of 10:75 if it will alone me to enjoy that sweet, 40ping I once had.

Can you help me brownyman?
 

Dank

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Seriously, sex isn't a big deal in my life any more.

I live in Vegas for gods sake. This city sleeps, eats and s<b></b>hits sex.

I think it also has to do when you get older and you have had sex so many times.......

Well to put it simply.........the thrill is gone.

There isn't much left to life after you've had a few three-ways.






P.S. OICW: I hope you were joking about that Half-life mod or it's you not phatcat that needs to get out more. :D
 

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browny: dont sweat. Welcome to the VIP room of the ones who actually have and know sex.

BTW: where is Steph, from Fuct??? HEHEHEHE... 3rd party intentions...
 

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Well... you're an idiot

Brownyman, I thought you were the p<b></b>ussy that was too afraid to have sex with your girlfriend?

Or were you the idiot talking about all the beautiful porn models you'd love to screw while talking out the other side of your ass about how much you love your girlfriend?
 

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Browney man is cool:con: he just has a little different point of view from the average forum go'er. Hey B.M. a little Barry White music would set the mood, I know they have background audio at SOBservers, you might be able to do it here too, (except most threads would be filled with thrash metal by now.)
 

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Well...

Since someone finally asked a real question, what's the answer? Well the truth behind that myth is yes and no. The big diference is when it comes to erect vs. non-erect penis size. Asains, do have the smallest verage non-erect penis, Caucasions have the middle average non-erect penis, and black guys do, have the largest non-erect penis size. There are several things to consider thougt, it is proven that the smaller a man's unerect penis the larger the percetage of size increase during an erection, so a guy who is like say, 3 inches unerect will grow to maybe 6 inches, while a guy with a 4.5 inch unerect penis will only grow to maybe 6.5 inches. So when it comes down to what's important, the erect penis, all guys are pretty much the same at about the international (non augmented) average of 5.85 inches. with 85% of the dilination with a +/- of 1 inch.
 
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BrownyMan

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And Catalyst, I was the guy who felt he wasn't ready to have sex with his girl-friend, just because I felt a little uncomfortable with the idea. If you have a problem with that than so be it. I don't care if you do either way, just please, don't be a jerk about it. :(
 
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DeadeyeDan[ToA]

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Hmmm, I disagree... I'd say it's probably true for erect ones too, because like you said the average penis size worldwide is around 6 inches erect, but I've heard that the average North American's penis is between 4 and a half and 5 inches, erect. I wouldn't be surprised at all if the averages from region to region varied quite a bit, but I wouldn't assume something like that just by their race... I'm sure there's plenty of orientals and africans that don't live up to the stereotypes.

And I don't think Catalyst has a problem with you feeling uncomfortable about sex. I think he has a problem with the fact that once upon a time you were the uncomfortable virgin, meanwhile some of us had plenty of sexual experience, and now you're the one touting sexual expertise (after what, about a year?).