This came in my mail today

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Sky

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The Lamb............
> >Think about what you are reading, it may be the answer:
> >
> >Mary had a little lamb,
> >His fleece was white as snow.
> >And everywhere that Mary went,
> >The Lamb was sure to go.
> >He followed her to school each day,
> >T'wasn't even in the rule.
> >It made the children laugh and play,
> >To have a Lamb at school.
> >And then the rules all changed one day,
> >illegal it became;
> >To bring the Lamb of God to school,
> >Or even speak His Name.
> >Every day got worse and worse,
> >And days turned into years.
> >Instead of hearing children laugh,
> >We heard gun shots and tears.
> >What must we do to stop the crime,
> >That's in our schools today?
> >Let's let the Lamb come back to school,
> >And teach our kids to pray!
 
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7ReDeeMeR7

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Nobody gives a crap what comes in your mail looser! Get a life. Everything you post in this forum sucks and is stupid and why don't you take your lame a$$ somewhere else.
 
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STC_Wacky

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I liked it /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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Wow, that was harsh!


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CHRYSt

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Yeah, I really liked having lamb chops for lunch. Mmmmm boy.

Did you know that nuns slap you if you tell them Jesus tastes like chicken?

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CHRYSt

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Yep, learnt it the hard way.
First hand...get it? nice one. /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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my answer to this post would be: ... We have public schools and we have christian schools u choose which one u go to and hey we all know that shooting nuns isn't a good thing.... hehe i liked that CHRYSt post about the jesus-chicken taste test thing though....

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