limey's cure for proners (no not read if you do not have a sence of humor)big pic's

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During our MANY battles against other foes, we often come against a players who (ab)use the ability to lay down, known as proning.

We must NOT hate the proners, but LOVE them! Study and observation of these victims is the key to unlocking a cure to this disorder. On the Following pages, I have my outlined propsal to the diagnosing, retifying, and CURE for all who suffer from Pr0n0-sexuality®.

Step 1: Questioning

We must first question these "proners" and find the reason as to WHY they insist on abusing its abilities.



....sometimes, they can be quite stubborn and refuse to answer. A trip to the Limey decompression chamber often helps coax answers from them.


Step 2: Neurolectral therapy.
Limey Institute is proud to unveil the first PROVEN treatment in the fight against proning. Sending and receiving neural impulses from the said proners brain, we get a closer look into the mind of a proner.



Unfortunately, a slight malfunction caused the entire room to explode into bright, electrical, hell-spawned fury.

Not to worry! We take ALL safety precautions here in LI, and we have a ready (-100c) cold shower station incase the patient is hurt.





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Step 3: Physical study

We can only learn so much from thoughts, now we must examine the proners body for chemical defects and the like.



The proner is placed (impailed from the spine) onto two (sharp) metal retention mechanisms, so a board of biologists (Dr. Baston, Dr. Seretonin, Prof. Anomaly, as well as myself.) can study the outer appearances of the proner.



Don't worry, folks. He's just resting! After all, this is a bit more (disturbingly painful) than your normal doctors visit! Nurse Damodred injects a mix of steroid and scat into the patient to help him keep his awarness. If loss of blood is TOO great, a llama-blood transfusion may be neccisary.


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Step 4: Ancient practices

Somtimes, even our modern facilities at LI aren't enough to cure the most stubborn of cases. We then turn to more un-orthodox treatments.



Here is an Aztech ritual known as Igutanchaja. Roughly translated, it means Fire-box-of-utter-pain-but-damn-it-work-good. Since we have successfully studied and treated this proner, we MUST cure him of this vile malady!



The last part of Aztech fire cleansing is certainly the most effective. It is a 39 hour spiritual meditation which involves a tomb, a propane-powered gas fire, and much patience. The proner is encouraged (or atleast poked at...he doesn't seem to be moving much at this point, except for the twitching.) to search his soul and DEFEAT the evil proning instincts of which they are cursed with.

Step 5: Treatment complete

Yes! At this point, the patient is FULLY CURED of his Pr0n0-sexuality, and is once again, his true self. Unfortunately, the rigors of purification have left our subject near death. We here at LI feel that we must have mercy on those who suffer from our (13%) effective treatment. We hold an open casket creamation in his honor.




We thank you for reading this brochure and hope that you enlist those whom you love into our Pr0n0-Sexuality curing ward.

Dr. KhaliL-45c

p.s. all queted from Dr. [L]-KhaliL-45c's work

i just copyed this strait from our own forum so dont blame me for the incompetabilaties

if you cant read it go here

http://www.clanlimey.co.uk/cgi-bin/Ikonboard/topic.cgi?forum=21&topic=145

Prono-phobic?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats a new one

i blow Kisen_K on hes feet again (if hes feet are still attached then that is)
actualy i was wondering when SMA whould respond to this

@damodred LMAO!!!!!