Comprehending IT - Take One
Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said, "Where did you
get such a great bike?" The second IT guy replied, "Well, I was walking
along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman
rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all
her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second IT guy nodded
approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Comprehending IT - Take Two
An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was
Better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he
enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring
relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because
of the passion and mystery he found there. The IT guy said, "I like both."
"Both?" The IT guy replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress,
they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and
you can go to the office and get some work done."
Comprehending IT - Take Three
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is
Half empty. To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Comprehending IT - Take Four
An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
And said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog
spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The IT guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it
to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the IT guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his
pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you
want.
Why won't you kiss me?
" The IT guy said, "Look I work in IT. I don't have time for a girlfriend,
but a talking frog - now that's cool.
Some say that "If you run. You only die tired". Well not in INF(But you are gonna turn Red and Blue, and do an Irish Dance /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif ).
Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said, "Where did you
get such a great bike?" The second IT guy replied, "Well, I was walking
along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman
rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all
her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second IT guy nodded
approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Comprehending IT - Take Two
An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was
Better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he
enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring
relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because
of the passion and mystery he found there. The IT guy said, "I like both."
"Both?" The IT guy replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress,
they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and
you can go to the office and get some work done."
Comprehending IT - Take Three
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is
Half empty. To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Comprehending IT - Take Four
An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
And said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog
spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The IT guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it
to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the IT guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his
pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you
want.
Why won't you kiss me?
" The IT guy said, "Look I work in IT. I don't have time for a girlfriend,
but a talking frog - now that's cool.
Some say that "If you run. You only die tired". Well not in INF(But you are gonna turn Red and Blue, and do an Irish Dance /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif ).