Check this out! Its Pyro ][! I suggest everybody download and play this game. Its freeware, so feel free to slap it on a bunch of disks and shove them up your dog's arse.
Its like 73kb, hilariously small, in DOS-mode (complete with custom ascii characters -- play it in full screen mode).
Its also hideously addictive.
You walk around and burn down buildings like the IRS and Smithsonian, and then when you finish those, you get a "secret registration code" that lets you play the "Secret Agent" mode, wherein (I suppose) the story goes that the United States, having noticed your penchant for burning down federal buildings, decides to use you to fight the coldwar by causing meltdowns in Soviet reactors.
Whatever. But its fun. And hard.
Its like 73kb, hilariously small, in DOS-mode (complete with custom ascii characters -- play it in full screen mode).
Its also hideously addictive.
You walk around and burn down buildings like the IRS and Smithsonian, and then when you finish those, you get a "secret registration code" that lets you play the "Secret Agent" mode, wherein (I suppose) the story goes that the United States, having noticed your penchant for burning down federal buildings, decides to use you to fight the coldwar by causing meltdowns in Soviet reactors.
Whatever. But its fun. And hard.