Pyro ][: World Terrorism

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Bad.Mojo

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Check this out! Its Pyro ][! I suggest everybody download and play this game. Its freeware, so feel free to slap it on a bunch of disks and shove them up your dog's arse.

Its like 73kb, hilariously small, in DOS-mode (complete with custom ascii characters -- play it in full screen mode).

Its also hideously addictive.

You walk around and burn down buildings like the IRS and Smithsonian, and then when you finish those, you get a "secret registration code" that lets you play the "Secret Agent" mode, wherein (I suppose) the story goes that the United States, having noticed your penchant for burning down federal buildings, decides to use you to fight the coldwar by causing meltdowns in Soviet reactors.

Whatever. But its fun. And hard.

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das_ben

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Feb 11, 2000
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why i am the only one who downloaded it so far?
is the link ****ed up or something like that? :confused:

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the real pacman

Gwen's my hoe
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Heh, I remember this ****ing game, and yes its worth the download and its hidiously addictive. Is this the only game that will run on your system mojo? ;)

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Bad.Mojo

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Is it worth the download? Well, its like 70k, its in DOS mode, and its fun...

So, if somebody said "I have this little novella, but its poorly written, but incredibly entertaining, like Evil Dead... for three cents"

would you even bother asking if it was worth the money?

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the real pacman

Gwen's my hoe
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I dunno Mojo, depends, whats the book about?

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What terrified me will terrify others;
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Twinkacide

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I only found this game a few months ago, but burning down famous buildings(in a pink shirt) is one of the greatest gaming experiences ever! :D Go download!
 

the real pacman

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My name is Mistur Mega, last name is man. Ihave been playing dos based games for shuck, 20 years now. I just want to say that thanks to mistur mojo here and his pah-row gaem. I'm having the time of my life!

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What terrified me will terrify others;
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well after about 30 mins of playig this i have decided that this is probably the funnest crap-game ever made...it helps me relinquish my old jr. arson days...thnx mojo

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the real pacman

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Heh, you think that was a ****ty developed try hugo's house of horrors. you can get it at <A HREF="http://www.gamingdepot.com" TARGET="_blank">www.gamingdepot.com</A>

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I have found it!
What terrified me will terrify others;
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which had haunted my midnight pillow.
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Zundfolge

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this thing is cool, I found myself sucked into it for about half an hour today.

As simple as it is, I think I'll probably keep it around for a while. :)

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ThunderChunky

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Jul 1, 2000
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Damnit...

I find myself putting down my recent software purchase and starting to play this game.

Eventually I'll get back to my craving for strangling people with fibre wire, but until then, BURN IRS BURN!!!

I long for the day which gameplay was valued over graphics.

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"The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind" -H.L. Mencken

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deathren

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This game kicks ass! I can hardly stand the amount of time i'll miss playiing it while i post this message and send it to my cousin!


"Something about the battle Excites people's emotions."

-Lady Une, Gundam Wing

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Bad.Mojo

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This game is perfectly comparable to Tetris: You can't explain it to somebody who's never played it, its wildly addictive, great puzzles, quick thinking, and things mutate out of control in a matter of seconds, where you have to figure out how to save your ass -- and it gets real hard real quick.

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