What does ASMD stand for?

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The Jackal

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Hello there,
Can anybody tell me what the abbreviation ASMD means? I bet it doesn't mean Atmospheric Sciences Modeling Division

After playing the game for almost a year, I still don't know the answer.

Well, if anybody knows, please mail me at
daniel.stevens@talknet.de
 

Blast-Em-All

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lol..... he registered just to ask this... /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
Automatic
Sucktion
Mobile
Device

And
Stay
Motha-F@kin'
Down

who can come up with the best one
 

Rookie41

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No, your all wrong,it means:

A
Slutty
Mechanical
Dildo


Eat That !
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Lizard Of Oz

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<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Another Stupid Moron Dies
<LI>Anybody Seen My Dick
<LI>Atomic Scrotum Melting Device
<LI>Annihilates Slow Moving Dudes
<LI>A$$ Searing Mutilation Device
</UL>

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phishedNET

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ASMD...hrmm, I really hadn't thought about what it meant before.

thinking...thinking...

Ah-ha! I've got it! No, I don't actually, still thinking...

Well, I guess that ASMD is one of those strange abbreviations that the World Union created whos meaning has been lost over time. The World Union is what replaces the United Nations in the world 2015. It was created from a conglomerate union of forces by many eastern european nations, the United States of America, and the policing forces of Canada. I know, it sounds strange, but it is true. Candadian mounties are found to be the most influental and diplomatic assembly of peacekeepers in the future.

Ack! I made all of that up, it's complete bull****! I was just trying to ramble to divert your attention from the true meaning of this post, the meaning of ASMD. I don't know, ok?!? Just leave me alone, I don't know!!!

&lt;runs off whimpering about bad men in space suits&gt;

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phishedNET

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Ok, I am back. I have composed myself and I apologize for that brief loss of sanity.

I figured it out, ASMD stands for Anti-riot Stun Mounty Device.

I told you those damned mounties had something to do with it, but you didn't believe me did you? This device is what enabled them to take such a position of power over the world.

Beware of the World Union...

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Fallen!Angel!

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well.. let me think. It is...
A weapon that kills many people.
wait, that doesnt stand fer ASMD
How about Low Power Weapon But People still use it.
Wait that doesnt stand for ASMD either.
DAMNIT!!!
How about Another ****ty MotherF*cking Device
Woooohoooohoooo!!! Please forgive me its the weekend!

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Taskmaster

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"An S&M Device" (hey I don't have a dirty mind - they named it) /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

"Anti-matter subatomic molecular disruptor"

"A Simple Mind-altering Device"



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CHRYSt

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Autonomic Subspace Mass Disruptor

How's that for trekkie?

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trinity

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Another
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Meets (his/her)
Doom

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