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Jing
15th Aug 2000, 01:01 PM
I'll post more when I think of them (become 'inspired' =)
Warning, these are pretty badly done =p =)

Ruff-Rider (Lowrider - War) [for Ruffrider]

All the Puf's know the Ruffrider,
The Ruff-ri-der is a crazy fragger.

Ruff-ri-der pings a little lower,
Ruff-ri-der is a real fragger.

Ruff-ri-der knows every map ya,
Ruff-ri-der is the one to beat ya.

Ruff-ri-der don't like no llamas now,
Ruff-ri-der will frag your @$$.


Absofragly (Story of A ^Troll^) (Nine Days - Absolutely (story of a Girl) [For Troll]

[chorus]
This is the story of a ^Troll^,
Who fragged a server and drowned the whole board,
And she looks so hot in photographs, all the PuF's love her,
While she frags...

How many days in a year,
She went looking for the flag and only got lost,
So she joined up with ]LoL[ didja hear?,
Giving the D a nice looking rear,

As long as she stands there waving,
Being a shock-ho and shouting HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How many newbies disappear,
You look in the server, so how do you choose?

Yer flak never frags as well the next game,
The flag's never found in quite the same place,
You never seem to run out of Wings to spare,

[chorus]

How many players would stay,
And put up with this ---- game after game,
How did we wind up this way,
Trying to find a cure for Trollitis (yay)

As long as she stands there waving,
Being a shock-ho and shouting HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How do we frag her this game?
When the players are gawking and drooling at j00,

Yer flak never frags as well the next game,
The flag's never found in quite the same place,
You never seem to run out of Wings to spare,

[chorus]

Yer flak never frags as well the next game,
The flag's never found in quite the same place,
You never seem to run out of Wings to spare,

[chorus]

This is the story of a ^Troll^,
The pretty face she hid from our World,
And she finally posted her pic on here,
So people could book mark it

[chorus]

Wild Wild WAnk (Wild Wild West - Will Smith) [for WAnk]

Wikky Wikky Wild, Wikky Wild,
Wikky wikky Wild Wild WAnk,
Ben WAnk, desparado, not ruffrider
But still you don't want nada,
None of this, flak spamming this,
Brother running this,
Washington Soldier, look it's like I toldja

Any Damsel that's in Distress,
Be outta that Dress when she meets Ben WAnk,
]LoL[ checks so don't get on the wrong side,
Watch ya step, reconnect, and join the right side,
Swallow my pride, don't let your lip react,
You DON'T want to see my hand where my 'hip' be at,
But Boomslang, from that start of this, dancing in-game,
Ben WAnk, Taming the WAnk, so remember to WAnk

Now who you gonna WAnk? (not the flag please)
Now who you gonna WAnk? (not the flag pretty please)

If you wanna cap it, people wanna WAnk it,
GET OUT before you get Boomslanged,

[Chorus]
He's the Wild Wild WAnk
He rolls, and He's the Wild Wild WAnk,
He strolls, and he's the Wild Wild WAnk,
He bounces, and he's the Wild Wild WAnk,
Modem blows, let's go!
We going straight to the WIld WIld WAnk
We going straight to the WIld WIld WAnk
Now now now
Now Once upon a time I met WAnk,
Made me lose my mind and join [WAnk],
WAnk this,
Got his game down nonetheless,
But ]LoL[ still puts his behind to the test,
Then with the ]LoL[ clan, joined da ladder, ready for battle,
Bring all the |C| boys in, here comes the poison,
Behind their back, all the laughing you did?
Front and Center, now when they look at it,
WHO WAnk is? A mean habit good for your health,
Feeling Damn good, you know if I can say for myself,
[And this just goes on and on...=) ]

Other works in progress (ha right)
"Get Jinggy with it"
"Boom, boom, boom, boom (he's dancing in my room)"
"llamas, huhhhg, hhaaahh, what are they good for? Absolutely nothing..."

MoyDoy
15th Aug 2000, 01:16 PM
Do me, do me!

And get those on down on MP3 damnit! Can't be to hard...

MoyDoy
15th Aug 2000, 01:18 PM
NO NO NO! We need a song about our good friend Terror!

Sam_The_Man
15th Aug 2000, 01:26 PM
And Dopefish!

Troll|PuF
15th Aug 2000, 02:45 PM
OMG that is the funniest thing I've read on here since Boom's UT Poem.

Jing you ROCK! *LOLOLOL*

Mr.Smallberries
15th Aug 2000, 04:51 PM
Great post, Jing! :D :D How much time did you say you had on your hands again? ;)

/me looks forward to the next installment.

Jing
15th Aug 2000, 05:27 PM
It's actually kinda hard, but I'd been thinking of those for a while...

MoyDoy, I will not do you for any amoount of money ;) hee hee

I'm also working on a Aaliyah "Respawn again"

Terror? Easy peasy

Terror (War - Edwin Starr) [For the Lord-high m0]

Terror! huhhh haaah! What is he good for?
Absolutely: NOTHING! uh huuuuuuh

Terror! Huuuh haah! What is he good for?
Absolutely: NOTHING! say it again y'all

Terror! huuuuhh hhaaah! (good gawd yaw) What is he good for?
Absolutely: NOTHING! Listen to meh:

Terror I despise, because to me he's destruction of this fun game,
Terror is a llama, the king llama m0's,
Using skin cheats, and ruinging games,
I say it
TERROR! HuuuuHHH! Goo Gawd yaw! What is he good for?
Absolutely: NOTHING! Kick ban his @$$!

Terror! huuuuhh hhaaah! (good gawd yaw) What is he good for?
Absolutely: NOTHING! Listen to meh:
Terror, He ain't nothing, but a m0tard,
Friend only to llama-h4x0rz,

Terror! is an enemy to all PuF-kind,
The thought of Terror as a Moderator blows my mind,
Terror as posed as Y5, within #PlanetUnreal,
But the m0 couldn't hack it, and now he's banned

TERROR! good GAWD yaw, What are you here for?
You're absolutely Useless (GET OUTTA HERE)
Terror! huuuuh huuuh huuuuuuuuh, Good gawd yaw, What is he good for?
Absolutely: m0tarded!
Terror! huuuuhh hhaaah! (good gawd yaw) What is he good for?
Absolutely: NOTHING! Listen to meh:
Terror, He ain't nothing, but a m0tard,
Friend only to llama-h4x0rz,

Terror has ruined many good fun games,
Left newbies unhappy, bitter and mean,
Online time is too expensive to spend putting up with Terror each day,
Terror can't give fun, he can only take it away!

Terror! huuuuuh! good gawd yaw What is he good for?
Absolutely: Nothing!

Terror! huuuuh! Good gawd yaw...What is he good for?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

m0.

gramps
15th Aug 2000, 05:43 PM
LOL!!!

Jing, you da man! :D

Jing
15th Aug 2000, 05:54 PM
I can't edit my own messages for some reason =(
But anyway, I have a new one kicking around in my head

"MoyDoy" (Cowboy - Kid rock)

Moy Doy.... Moy Doy....

Well I'm logging on to #Pu and I'm hit a server,
Where newbies fear my flak, shock-ho it and shield belt,
Find a server with low ping, chilled like Zac,
Jump into the game and find a spot to camp,
And I'ma Flak Spam-it up and down the map,
With sniper rifle and head shots a lot,
Sneak into the base and steal the flag, Saying "i gots da flag",
Then WAnk that biyatch all tha way back for a cap,
Give a post on the forum, chill in IRC,
Invade a server, frag a new-bie,
Said doyawanna? I wanna OWN,

[blah blah blah]

Cause I wanna be A Moy Doy baybee....
With the ping down low and flak gun spamming,
Moy Doy baybee....
PU chilling with the PuF gang gaming,
I wanna be a Moy Doy baybee....
Frag all night and I sleep all day,
Moy Doy baybee....
I can smell a ping from a mile away

WAnk
15th Aug 2000, 06:50 PM
AHAHAH!!!!!!!!! the forums are pickup up again!!!!! LOLOLOL that is the funniest thing i have seen since the pooping dog!!!!!!! lol jing you are the MAN!!!!!!!

Game0rz
15th Aug 2000, 08:05 PM
since the pooping dog eh?
so what would that be yesterday!?
hehe
but good songs,i like em :)

Rodzilla
16th Aug 2000, 12:40 AM
ROFLMAO!! That's even as funny as Boom's song! ROFLMAO @ the one for terror.

~Cobra~
16th Aug 2000, 01:50 AM
jing man.. u r the man :)

RizMan|PuF
16th Aug 2000, 02:00 AM
There's not much to say Jing: your songs just rock man ;) ;)

Selerox
16th Aug 2000, 05:30 AM
They rule! More! More! :)

MoyDoy
16th Aug 2000, 12:06 PM
Thanks man, this will light the rest of my day.

Swedix
16th Aug 2000, 12:23 PM
God job, Jing.
Now You must do a song of every PuF:er and then put them on mp3.
Wasn't Selerox or someone in a band?

Come on now, we need some more music to frag to.

MoyDoy
16th Aug 2000, 12:27 PM
mmmmmmm, almost 400 there. Goodey, goodey.

You, me and henke are gonna claim these forums swedish territory one day.

Swedix
16th Aug 2000, 12:44 PM
We could really need some more Swedish ppl in here.

MoyDoy
16th Aug 2000, 12:49 PM
Tell your friends.

Doh! You're a PuF and don't have any real life friends. Sorry.

Swedix
16th Aug 2000, 03:01 PM
I do have a secret life.
Sometimes I dress like a ordinary man, and take a walk on street. But only when it's dark outside.

WAnk
16th Aug 2000, 07:02 PM
yeah the pooping dog was like yesterday, but i have a very short attention span ;) oh yah, i am part swedish (among like 9 other things) does that count? :)

Swedix
16th Aug 2000, 11:43 PM
It depends on which part of You is Swedish.

MoyDoy
17th Aug 2000, 02:33 PM
ROFL!

WAnk
17th Aug 2000, 06:15 PM
all the important parts ;) hehehe :D

oh yah, you need to make a song for yellow5, done to the tune of staying alive

ohhhhhh you can tell by the way he frags that he's a admin man, not a champion... lol :)

llalalallalalalala, yelllow5, yellow5
doing stuff with the stuff and the monkey pr0n, yellow5, yellow5

Jing
18th Aug 2000, 01:51 AM
Hrm. I'll have to download BeeGee's on mp3gees then =)
but i imagine it'd go something like
Yellow 5 (Staying alive - Bee gees)

Five five five five, yellow five, yellow five

Well i know what you want, i gots da monk3y pr0n, the monk3y pr0n

or something =) Basically, I can only do songs i listen to and have on mp3 (which is all i listen to at the comp, since i don't have a radio)...and frankly, most of my songs are in Korean, which, well......since i don;t SPEAK it, I can't very well write songs in it!

Selerox
18th Aug 2000, 02:26 AM
Do a song that allows a ryme with Selerox and I'll be impressed :)

MoyDoy
18th Aug 2000, 11:55 AM
Are you ever gonna fix that terrible typo in your sig?

Jing
24th Aug 2000, 12:36 AM
No Sel (No Scrubs - TLC)

Selerox is a guy that thinks he's fine,
He also runs The SoundOff,
Always logged on #pu, and just sits on his broke-ass
so

[chorus]
No, I don't want to duel you
No, I don't want see your stats and
No, I don't want to follow you no where
No, I don't want none of your games

Sel-er-ox, sel is a guy who can't get a frag off me,
Hanging out the on server side, when LK's fried, trying to flak-spam me
Sel-er-ox, sel is a guy who can't get a frag off me,
Hanging out the on server side, when LK's fried, trying to flak-spam me

...;) I'm just kidding

Or maybe:
Selerox (Waterfalls - TLC again)
A lonely Brother gazing at a big ego, staring at a computer he just can't touch,
If at anytime Khaine is in the room, slerox has to logoff in a rush,
But all his praying just ain't helping at all, cuz he can't seem to himself logged on the channel,
So he goes out and hetakes revenge the best way he knows how,
Another voodoo doll sold to a lil brother (listen to me)

Don't go pissing Selerox, he'll use his evil voodoo card to screw you,
I know that LordKhaine will have it his way, he's nothing at all, I liked him better when he had lag ;)


and now by popular demand:

Yellow 5 - Yoo Tees (Staying Alive - Bee Gees)
[cue 70's pr0n disco music]
Well you can tell by the way I use my @ I'm an admin man, no time for m0's,
And Llama's suck, bugging the chat, but they get kicked when I logon,
Call me a m0, that's ok, but your post count will change the next day,
You must try, to understand, I'm not food coloring I'm an admin man,

[chorus]
Looking at monkey pr0n all day, I'm Yellow 5, Yellow 5,
The color of Twinkies and Mountain Dew, I'm Yellow 5, Yellow 5,
Ah, AH, AH, Ah, Yellow 5, Yellow 5
Ah, ah , AH, AH, Yellow fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

Well I want a little love, and a man can't hide it,
I want nali cows, but Jeeves can't find it,
Well friday comes and it's FragPU, I'm an admin man,
and I can kick these f00's,
And it's all right, It's ok, they'll rejoin another day,
You must try, to understand, I'm not food coloring I'm an admin man,

[chorus]
Looking at monkey pr0n all day, I'm Yellow 5, Yellow 5,
The color of Twinkies and Mountain Dew, I'm Yellow 5, Yellow 5,
Ah, AH, AH, Ah, Yellow 5, Yellow 5
Ah, ah , AH, AH, Yellow fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

[bridge]
(My post count is nowhere, please admin help meh, somebody help me yeah)
(my status is m0tard, whatever that means, whatever that means yeah)

repeat verse1

[bridge x7, while wailing I'm yellow fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive]

Troll|PuF
24th Aug 2000, 01:10 AM
OMG! I am laughing so hard my cats are looking at me in terror! *LOLOLOL*

Jing you are hysterical! *LOL*

"you can tell by the way I use my @"

BRILLIANT!

WAnk
24th Aug 2000, 01:21 AM
once again jing, sheer genious and hilarity :D:D:D

Swedix
26th Apr 2001, 05:37 AM
Hey, I'm on BUMPING spree.
This was also a fun thread.
Jing, sing us some more tunes. :)

MoyDoy
26th Apr 2001, 07:58 AM
Is Jing still here? I don't think I've seen him in a long time...

Swedix
27th Apr 2001, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by MoyDoy
Is Jing still here? I don't think I've seen him in a long time...
I see him from time to time.
Not a much a before.