I'll post more when I think of them (become 'inspired' =)
Warning, these are pretty badly done =p =)
Ruff-Rider (Lowrider - War) [for Ruffrider]
All the Puf's know the Ruffrider,
The Ruff-ri-der is a crazy fragger.
Ruff-ri-der pings a little lower,
Ruff-ri-der is a real fragger.
Ruff-ri-der knows every map ya,
Ruff-ri-der is the one to beat ya.
Ruff-ri-der don't like no llamas now,
Ruff-ri-der will frag your @$$.
Absofragly (Story of A ^Troll^) (Nine Days - Absolutely (story of a Girl) [For Troll]
[chorus]
This is the story of a ^Troll^,
Who fragged a server and drowned the whole board,
And she looks so hot in photographs, all the PuF's love her,
While she frags...
How many days in a year,
She went looking for the flag and only got lost,
So she joined up with ]LoL[ didja hear?,
Giving the D a nice looking rear,
As long as she stands there waving,
Being a shock-ho and shouting HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How many newbies disappear,
You look in the server, so how do you choose?
Yer flak never frags as well the next game,
The flag's never found in quite the same place,
You never seem to run out of Wings to spare,
[chorus]
How many players would stay,
And put up with this ---- game after game,
How did we wind up this way,
Trying to find a cure for Trollitis (yay)
As long as she stands there waving,
Being a shock-ho and shouting HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How do we frag her this game?
When the players are gawking and drooling at j00,
Yer flak never frags as well the next game,
The flag's never found in quite the same place,
You never seem to run out of Wings to spare,
[chorus]
Yer flak never frags as well the next game,
The flag's never found in quite the same place,
You never seem to run out of Wings to spare,
[chorus]
This is the story of a ^Troll^,
The pretty face she hid from our World,
And she finally posted her pic on here,
So people could book mark it
[chorus]
Wild Wild WAnk (Wild Wild West - Will Smith) [for WAnk]
Wikky Wikky Wild, Wikky Wild,
Wikky wikky Wild Wild WAnk,
Ben WAnk, desparado, not ruffrider
But still you don't want nada,
None of this, flak spamming this,
Brother running this,
Washington Soldier, look it's like I toldja
Any Damsel that's in Distress,
Be outta that Dress when she meets Ben WAnk,
]LoL[ checks so don't get on the wrong side,
Watch ya step, reconnect, and join the right side,
Swallow my pride, don't let your lip react,
You DON'T want to see my hand where my 'hip' be at,
But Boomslang, from that start of this, dancing in-game,
Ben WAnk, Taming the WAnk, so remember to WAnk
Now who you gonna WAnk? (not the flag please)
Now who you gonna WAnk? (not the flag pretty please)
If you wanna cap it, people wanna WAnk it,
GET OUT before you get Boomslanged,
[Chorus]
He's the Wild Wild WAnk
He rolls, and He's the Wild Wild WAnk,
He strolls, and he's the Wild Wild WAnk,
He bounces, and he's the Wild Wild WAnk,
Modem blows, let's go!
We going straight to the WIld WIld WAnk
We going straight to the WIld WIld WAnk
Now now now
Now Once upon a time I met WAnk,
Made me lose my mind and join [WAnk],
WAnk this,
Got his game down nonetheless,
But ]LoL[ still puts his behind to the test,
Then with the ]LoL[ clan, joined da ladder, ready for battle,
Bring all the |C| boys in, here comes the poison,
Behind their back, all the laughing you did?
Front and Center, now when they look at it,
WHO WAnk is? A mean habit good for your health,
Feeling Damn good, you know if I can say for myself,
[And this just goes on and on...=) ]
Other works in progress (ha right)
"Get Jinggy with it"
"Boom, boom, boom, boom (he's dancing in my room)"
"llamas, huhhhg, hhaaahh, what are they good for? Absolutely nothing..."
Warning, these are pretty badly done =p =)
Ruff-Rider (Lowrider - War) [for Ruffrider]
All the Puf's know the Ruffrider,
The Ruff-ri-der is a crazy fragger.
Ruff-ri-der pings a little lower,
Ruff-ri-der is a real fragger.
Ruff-ri-der knows every map ya,
Ruff-ri-der is the one to beat ya.
Ruff-ri-der don't like no llamas now,
Ruff-ri-der will frag your @$$.
Absofragly (Story of A ^Troll^) (Nine Days - Absolutely (story of a Girl) [For Troll]
[chorus]
This is the story of a ^Troll^,
Who fragged a server and drowned the whole board,
And she looks so hot in photographs, all the PuF's love her,
While she frags...
How many days in a year,
She went looking for the flag and only got lost,
So she joined up with ]LoL[ didja hear?,
Giving the D a nice looking rear,
As long as she stands there waving,
Being a shock-ho and shouting HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How many newbies disappear,
You look in the server, so how do you choose?
Yer flak never frags as well the next game,
The flag's never found in quite the same place,
You never seem to run out of Wings to spare,
[chorus]
How many players would stay,
And put up with this ---- game after game,
How did we wind up this way,
Trying to find a cure for Trollitis (yay)
As long as she stands there waving,
Being a shock-ho and shouting HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How do we frag her this game?
When the players are gawking and drooling at j00,
Yer flak never frags as well the next game,
The flag's never found in quite the same place,
You never seem to run out of Wings to spare,
[chorus]
Yer flak never frags as well the next game,
The flag's never found in quite the same place,
You never seem to run out of Wings to spare,
[chorus]
This is the story of a ^Troll^,
The pretty face she hid from our World,
And she finally posted her pic on here,
So people could book mark it
[chorus]
Wild Wild WAnk (Wild Wild West - Will Smith) [for WAnk]
Wikky Wikky Wild, Wikky Wild,
Wikky wikky Wild Wild WAnk,
Ben WAnk, desparado, not ruffrider
But still you don't want nada,
None of this, flak spamming this,
Brother running this,
Washington Soldier, look it's like I toldja
Any Damsel that's in Distress,
Be outta that Dress when she meets Ben WAnk,
]LoL[ checks so don't get on the wrong side,
Watch ya step, reconnect, and join the right side,
Swallow my pride, don't let your lip react,
You DON'T want to see my hand where my 'hip' be at,
But Boomslang, from that start of this, dancing in-game,
Ben WAnk, Taming the WAnk, so remember to WAnk
Now who you gonna WAnk? (not the flag please)
Now who you gonna WAnk? (not the flag pretty please)
If you wanna cap it, people wanna WAnk it,
GET OUT before you get Boomslanged,
[Chorus]
He's the Wild Wild WAnk
He rolls, and He's the Wild Wild WAnk,
He strolls, and he's the Wild Wild WAnk,
He bounces, and he's the Wild Wild WAnk,
Modem blows, let's go!
We going straight to the WIld WIld WAnk
We going straight to the WIld WIld WAnk
Now now now
Now Once upon a time I met WAnk,
Made me lose my mind and join [WAnk],
WAnk this,
Got his game down nonetheless,
But ]LoL[ still puts his behind to the test,
Then with the ]LoL[ clan, joined da ladder, ready for battle,
Bring all the |C| boys in, here comes the poison,
Behind their back, all the laughing you did?
Front and Center, now when they look at it,
WHO WAnk is? A mean habit good for your health,
Feeling Damn good, you know if I can say for myself,
[And this just goes on and on...=) ]
Other works in progress (ha right)
"Get Jinggy with it"
"Boom, boom, boom, boom (he's dancing in my room)"
"llamas, huhhhg, hhaaahh, what are they good for? Absolutely nothing..."
