Wierd work related stories / encounters

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Capt.Toilet

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Feb 16, 2004
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So I was heading to a users desk to switch out her pc this morning, and happened to find her in one of the side offices. First words out of her mouth were "Are you ready to do me?"

Gut reaction = :eek:

My reaction = Ummm sure

This chick is approaching 60 just to give you an idea. Some people need to choose their words carefully. I can't take that much blood leaving my head.