class for learning how to make porn

Japan's fans of adult video will be pleased to learn they now have a school of their very own, according to Shukan Tokuho (6/23).
AV Cultures School, which started holding classes on May 25, is the world's first school devoted exclusively to the study of what goes on in dirty movies.

It's principal is Shinji Kubo, a veteran actor with over 800 stick flick appearances under his belt, while the star-studded cast of lecturers includes such actresses as Eri Kikuchi.

"We don't want people to worry too much about the classes," Kubo tells Shukan Tokuho. "They should, however, think with their heads and remember with their penises."

Shukan Tokuho says erotic Eri took control of the school's first class, grabbing the hands of wannabe actors and leading them to a mattress set up in the middle of the room.

This is a sign for prospective directors to start acting, which they do by beginning to self flagellate.

Tension is high in the room and libidos inflate as Miss Eri the teacher begins to fellate.

Class members are taught the correct position to sixty-nine and finger placement to ensure the most effective camera angles can be secured.

Once this is over, those studying to become dirty movie actors return to their teachers' positions and ejaculate either in their mouth or on their face. That done, the class draws to a close and all students return to the mattress in the center of the classroom for a discussion about what they have learned during the day.

AV Cultures School's site (EDITED) boasts that students are free to select the course they would like to attend and can learn the nitty gritty of being a porno star, adult video script writer, camera operator or director. Classes are held on weekends, making them accessible for most workers, with each of the courses continuing for one year. Students also get to go on field trips to actual shoots. For those who are unable to make it to the class, however, the school also offers distance learning classes that can be downloaded from the Internet.

Shukan Tokuho notes that the June 14 class will be held on a cruise ship, making it an ideal opportunity for those interested to hurry up and enroll. The yearlong course costs 60,000 yen, which covers learning material costs and tuition fees, with additional charges of up to 50,000 yen made for special classes, which can last for up to four hours and involve full-scale intercourse.

Principal Kubo has high hopes for his institute of learning, as he tells the AV Cultures School website.

"I want to use the experience I've built up to now to nurture human resources capable of making a new type of adult video with a feeling not known before," the highly experienced actor says. "I have decided in my mind and between my thighs that I'll bring out the students' best."

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