This post could be considered as offensive, so instead of stealing Mojo's idea and posting a pornography disclaimer, I'll post one I found from a sattelite cracking site.
"1) You understand that this website, and all directly associated web sites are wholly owned, operated and hosted in the sovereign province and nation of Manitoba, Canada and are operated in accordance to the applicable laws and statutes of Canada and Manitoba. We make no representation that the materials on this site are appropriate for use outside Canada."
That's right, folks, you cannot use this post outside of Canada! ALL YOU NON-CANADIANS, STOP HERE!
SobEeEk, everything about you is flawed. Here is a small list I have compiled.
- Your pitiful attempts to be cool (IE: VaRiAtInG CaPiTaLiZaTiOnS!)
- Your inability to control your fingers. This is demonstrated in the fact that you seemingly randomly hit the caps lock button,.
- The fact that you claim you are 19, or 21, or 36 or something and say people are "to young to be smart". Oh wait... That's "U R TOO YOUNG TO Be smart!11 Young nigga'!~1". I don't know which is more sad: The possibility you could be 19 (and are at the mental age of 10), or the possibility you are really a 9 year old who sits and masturbates to furry hentai all day.
- The fact that you are unable to make friends on a goddamn internet-based forum. Even 45 year-old virgins with no friends can make friends on the internet.
- Your masquerade as a "PIMp NigGa GEe", when in reality, we all know you are the aforementioned 9 year-old caucasian boy. Although I cannot be 100% sure if you're even a male. Or a female for that matter.
- The only way you could "pimP" someone, is if you laced their drink with at least 67 types of date rape drug, and sold their body to the highest bidder. Even more sad is that you have probably done this. Maybe even twice.
- Your horribly shitty signature, which states "If you don't like me, kill yourself". Wait, it says "KILL YOURSELF IF YOU DONT LIKE ME". We can't lose that trademark INABILITY TO DISABLE CAPS LOCK. My suggestion is, kill yourself. It's obvious no one enjoys your presence, and I'm sure your 9 year old he/she body contains meat which could possibly be used to feed third-world children.
- The fact that your signature containts images of marijuana, and guns. Both of which you surely do not own. In fact, you most likely sniff glue and ram your head against a wall 24/7. That is the only combination which could so lethally combine, to cause such horrid retardation.
I think it is evident to everyone, except yourself: You are a fucking failure as a human being. You deserve to die the most horrible, of horrible deaths.
I don't think I'm alone in saying this: I weep for the human race as a whole. I never believed humanity could create such a monster, such a heathen.
In conclusion, please die.
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