ZE SCHEISSE!

[oosyxxx]

Six people are viewing the Other Stuff forum. When's the last time this happened?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

i've often wondered about that. is it 6 viewing this forum, or all forums?

 

[oosyxxx]

I think the Other Stuff forum in particular.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

We’ll need to set up a committee to investigate this question. We’ll need people to oversee the committee, and more people to oversee the people who are overseeing the committee. We’ll need to insist on regular updates outlining the progress the people have made attempting to get to the bottom of this; everything in triplicate. Then we’ll need another committee of people who can verify the results of the first committee and people to oversee them, and others to oversee the overseers. We’ll need teams of lawyers to make sure we follow procedure and that we don’t make inappropriate remarks about the butt on the lady who’s on the first committee. We’ll need jails to house the people who will become corrupt and who will take bribes to hide the real truth.

You know, we could just ask someone or maybe google the answer since the site is basically a canned program called vBulletin .

 

[oosyxxx]

The first option, however, seems like it'd be a greater economic stimulant, so down the hatch, I say.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

I agree. red tape = more jobs.

 

[oosyxxx]

Have you ever eaten quaaludes?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Well, I never inhaled, if that’s what you’re asking.

 

[oosyxxx]

Would you mind describing your drug history in excruciating detail ASAP?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

I have a long history of suppository use. Cigars, chew; stuff that’s already brown that can easily hide in my ass. I often mix aspirin with beer, but not in a good way. I can’t and never will take mega drugs because I don’t want to mess up the machine.

 

[oosyxxx]

What about psychedelic experiences?

 

[Twrecks]

You mean like going to the Playboy mansion with a box of finger paints and wearing nothing but an eisle on yer unit? Never happened.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

What about psychedelic experiences?

i dropped acid once. It was contained within a D-cell battery. Slipped right through my fingers.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

You mean like going to the Playboy mansion with a box of finger paints and wearing nothing but an eisle on yer unit? Never happened.

Seems like a lot of specific details for something that “never happened.”

 

[oosyxxx]

i dropped acid once. It was contained within a D-cell battery. Slipped right through my fingers.

Any OEV's or CEV's?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

i assume not because i have no idea what that means. i google them, but no search engines have been invented yet.

 

[Balton]

hey I can totally read that... da ****!