You've forced me to do this!
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But I'm tired and bored so I need to laugh:
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but with two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m.
The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
" I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"
"I can't remember, exactly. ..Peter Peter, something or other...."
HAHA
The Great and Powerful Kristina has spoken!
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but with two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m.
The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
" I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"
"I can't remember, exactly. ..Peter Peter, something or other...."
HAHA
The Great and Powerful Kristina has spoken!
/me is confused 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Ahhhh! Natural light! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME! - Barney Gumbel<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>That's where I saw the leprechaun...he told me to burn things. - Ralph Wiggum<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>I ated the purple berries...ow...owwwwwww...they taste like...burning! - Ralph Wiggum<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Ahhhh! Natural light! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME! - Barney Gumbel<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>That's where I saw the leprechaun...he told me to burn things. - Ralph Wiggum<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>I ated the purple berries...ow...owwwwwww...they taste like...burning! - Ralph Wiggum<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Defender / Sniper Monkey / Resident Spam Machine for |AOC| "Art of Capture"
Founder of the Face-Sitters Alliance (FSA)
Current holder of the longest signature on the Planet Unreal Forums
I GET IT!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Ahhhh! Natural light! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME! - Barney Gumbel<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>That's where I saw the leprechaun...he told me to burn things. - Ralph Wiggum<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>I ated the purple berries...ow...owwwwwww...they taste like...burning! - Ralph Wiggum<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Defender / Sniper Monkey / Resident Spam Machine for |AOC| "Art of Capture"
Founder of the Face-Sitters Alliance (FSA)
Current holder of the longest signature on the Planet Unreal Forums
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Ahhhh! Natural light! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME! - Barney Gumbel<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>That's where I saw the leprechaun...he told me to burn things. - Ralph Wiggum<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>I ated the purple berries...ow...owwwwwww...they taste like...burning! - Ralph Wiggum<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Defender / Sniper Monkey / Resident Spam Machine for |AOC| "Art of Capture"
Founder of the Face-Sitters Alliance (FSA)
Current holder of the longest signature on the Planet Unreal Forums
