You wanna see something real SEXY???

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Vimana

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[K7] are the SEXIEST Unreal Tournament clan out there, and thats a FACT!!!

Anyone who comes to the UKOnline or WirePlay LMS servers will have seen us in action and will know that when we play as a team, we are unstopable. We always finish 1st, 2nd & 3rd.

We dont bother wasting our time building clan sites and all that ****. All we are intrested in is playing SEXY!!!

I have seen all these PUF clans running about like headless chickens and all these novices building their crappy clan sites but when it comes down to what really matters (Winning and Dominating Games), [K7] always comes out tops!!!

...and if you're thinking about (k&Z), we are the clan that broke them up. Ha ha ha. Dont believe me??? Just ask Zaturn.

...and while you're at it...Tell kl3in not to mess with us!!!

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by Vimana
*A MEMBER OF THE ELITE CLAN KNOWN AS [K7]*


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D66

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Wow!!!!
Jeff K actualy plays UT and is in a Clan
HAR-HAR-HAR

You all should study more and play less UT, 6th grade is a tough one you know

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BirddoG

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WOW hes right
that UT forum font IS PRETTY DAMN SEXY!!!
ahhh look at thos 0's ahhh im in heaven

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FrigginAnT

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Hmmmm
"I have seen all these PUF clans running about like headless chickens and all these novices building their crappy clan sites but when it comes down to what really matters (Winning and Dominating Games), [K7] always comes out tops!!!"

I always thought the reason we "play" games is to HAVE FUN....Sounds like someone has issues



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All my experiences with the K7 clan have been nothing but a headache. Egotistal comments left right and center. You guys should spend a little bit more time learning how to be polite than playing UT.

I'll do anything to play with someone who's better than me such that I can improve my skills, but I'll leave a server in seconds if there are people being morons.

One of the drawbacks of internet gaming is not only finding someone of an equal caliber to play against (although this is not as major a problem with UT as it is with other games such as AGE OF EMPIRES 2 where skill level makes a much bigger impact on the overall gaming experience) but also finding people who are good sportsmen and are FUN to play with.

Maybe Vimana, you should take a step back and take a look at what your priorities are when you are playing UT. Do you want to have fun and share a great experience with others, or do you want to be a complete prick and ruin it for everyone including for yourself. If you don't think your ruining it for yourself, then just take a few minutes everytime you play and think about it a little bit...

The more others have fun around you the more fun you end up having. Fun feeds of itself, and if you kill the fun for others, you end up cheating yourself out of the benefits of enjoying it with others. In the end your missing out on a far better gaming experience.

Work it out for yourself, I hope you do...
Your really missing out...

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Vimana

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Ha ha ha ha ha
Thats the biggest load of rubbishi have ever heard.
[K7] get fun out of killing everyone and dominating the whole server. We dont give a stuff about anyone else.

If you ever come to UKOnline or Wireplay's LMS server you will see what im talking about.

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Psychomoggiebagpuss

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hmmmm....
What does K7 stand for by the way. I searched for it on the various listings but couldn't find it anywhere. Who actually is in your clan. I know GourYELLOW and yourself are in it...but I haven't met any other wAReZ kIdDieS for a while so I don't know any others.
Apart from that is there any particular reason to come here and trash talk everyone. No one cares. You're just a small pathetic indivdual in dire need of a blowjob. You never know, if you apologise and start behaving like a civilized human being rather than a neanderthal people might actually start paying attention to what you say. You might even make some friends. Then again, you probably won't

It's not a question of whose habitat it is, it's a question of how hard you hit it.

pmb the Mutant[PuF]Womble
(who's now going to have to go and decontaminate himself after lowering his standards to reply to the muppet)
Unofficial[PuF]Jester



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This sort of thing is why all of clan [K7] are in The Llama Farm

It's people think these that give all of us a bad name

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NIGMA666

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To all my friends in [K7]......

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Man you all:
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your friend,
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-=666=-

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Pope

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Thank goodness for the llama farm - ROFLMAO.
I think we might be getting another inmate.

And yeah, Vimana, go play spyder 1on1 -LOL- get your @ss flakked all the way to the farm.

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Selerox[PuF]

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Consider him herded Pope, he'll be in The Llama Farm Page within 10 minutes.

The Soundoff (including the world-famous Llama Farm) now has a new address:

http://soundoff.cjb.net

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JESUS CHRIST

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I played a bunch of K7's this weekend and judging by the ones I played, suck pretty bad. One did ok cause he camped by the redeemer in Koos Galleon.

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CHRYSt

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It's been a while...

LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA SPLAT!

Can I get a monkey?

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Good work, NIGMA666, I couldn't have put it better myself!

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