You know you've played too much Infiltration when...

[Lt.Col.BoyHitsCar]

When you decide that it might be neat to re-enact important historical incidents in Inf (Kennedy Assasination, Texas University Sniper, etc. . . . hey, with a good mapper, and some people who like to pay attention to details, it could be done . . . the Texas University Sniper could have some promise, you know? Snipers in the tower versus CQB/Assault specialists that have to INFILTRATE!!!!! the Tower and eliminate them, maybe a few people playing as Civvies, so that the Infiltrators are only successful if at least one civie lives) ravenstarsinger

argh! its not Texas university, it is The University of Texas! big difference for us texans that have attended, we dont like ppl using the aggie name.

now for a few:
-you actually say laughing out loud, rather than laughing in real life.(my girl still gets on me for doing that. )
-while playing basketball after you get winded from a long stretch you prone on the court to get your stamina meter up faster.
-living real life in RAv2, you have to fidget to get yourself to stay in jog mode rather than sprint.
-you get stuck trying to look through windows or when trying to turn while in prone in bed.
-when inf is the only thing that can piss you off the whole day.(my roommate always comments that this is the only time he has ever seen me mad.)
-when nothing is happening around your real life, you both try to check your ping and you look around for a red jack of death.
-when you stutter step while walking you automatically go to prone.

 

[Crowze]

- You can't open the door to your room because you started INF using the .exe instead of the .lnk
- You program inf on your calculator
- You enjoy playing inf on your calculator (l33t for maths classes)
- You stop listening to music in and out of games so you're more aware of enemies
- You say "INF!" when a teacher asks you why you haven't done homework (usually followed by a "Fall back!")

(note: You... not me... honest...)

 

[Crowze]

- You see a group of people standing somewhere and think "stupid bots"
- You can't take a walk in a (murky) wood without looking for tripwires and hidden spike pits
- You paint a camo on your safety helmet

 

[<P^R>Imperial]

I little different but...
You play RA to much
-When you start using GPFs in your sig
-When you hold your breath when looking through binoculars to stabalize them

 

[FiringAimlessly]

 

[DamienW]

-When, after the above mentioned "split second", you whisper to your G/F "Weapon's dry" ....

 

[erehwoN]

Actually, its more like "Reloading: Cover Me!"
or "Contact!" "South!"

 

[Sidewinder]

and u wonder why u aint gettin any ere....uhh..yeaa..im taking 8 am classes..thats it!

 

[erehwoN]

Fuck no I'm not taking 8am classes. She is!

But that is what the weekend is for I guess.

 

[Sidewinder]

thats what i meant ere, u geiman. bah, off to bed..

 

[MadWoffen]

When you punctuate an argument with your gf by a... Woof! Woof!

(This one is real)



While diving, you get out of the water first and yell at your buddy: AWHEA ISH 'LEAH!

(Try to say "Area is clear!" with a regulator in your mouth).

 

[DamienW]

Now poor Mrs Woffen !!!
Imagine that, you say a long and constructed argument, and then the woffen answers : "Woof ! Woof !"
Dammit, the idea is scary
side note : Rogue and erehwon, i didn't understand anything to your 8am business ... nevermind

You know you've played INF too long when :
- You always start two browsers when going on the net.... One for normal business and one for INF site and forums
- You look at soldiers in railway stations ( since sept 11th they patrol the stations), especially at their FAMAS (with no magazine) , until one of them notices you... Then you just feel stupid
- Your G/F knows the name of all forum regulars, and this even if she neither posted a single post in here nor ever played INF.

 

[MadWoffen]

Heh? Who said she had a constructed argument ?
I trapped her in her own logic and she started to 'grrrr' to me... So I 'Woof! Woof!' her!

 

[DamienW]

I just imagine the high intellectual level of this conversation :
Her : "Grr"
Him : "Woof Woof"
Her : "Ah"
Him : "He"
Her : "Bof"
Him : "Bah!"
Her : "Miaou miaou"
Him : "Woof Woof"
and so on ....

 

[Lt.Col.BoyHitsCar]

going back to the talk about the University of Texas tower shooting, i have at times thought about cover spots and how i would attempt to take back the tower.

back to ideas.

-when you have forgotten what a prof\friend has just told you, you keep wanting to hit tilde~ to re-read the discussion.

-when you actually stop taking notes in discussions to think of new inf. forum ideas.

 

[{GD}Ghost]

You know you've played too much INF when....

....you go comparison shopping for an item and you refer to it as "recon".

....You refer to the hospital as " the spawn area".

....when hunting, you are able to take down a deer by rushing it with a scoped rifle, circle strafing and bunny hopping. (but not before tking your hunting partner because he said that CS sux. )

....if you get pissed because IRL you can' t do the above. (...and blame it on Yurch and his damned RA.)

 

[{Ghetto_Ghepetto}]

You know you play INF too much when you yell "GOGOGOO!" at your Mommie to make dinner. (Isn't there a type in INF when you give the radio command for go go go?(the extra "o"))???

 

[{Ghetto_Ghepetto}]

You know you play INF too much when you notice that GoGoGoo is a typo...or go insane and it seems wrong.

 

[FiringAimlessly]

Originally posted by Lt.Col.BoyHitsCar
-when you have forgotten what a prof\friend has just told you, you keep wanting to hit tilde~ to re-read the discussion.

-when you actually stop taking notes in discussions to think of new inf. forum ideas.

I've been doing that since September.

- when, among the people you have contact with every day, those who know you by your INF name vastly outnumber those who know you by your "real" name (and half of the latter are in your immediate family)...

 

[St0rmcaller]

You know your an old fart when you can remember when this thread was new....