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Yay ! I'm back from the dead !

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Chand, May 20, 2000.

  1. Chand

    Chand New Member

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    Hey all ! Whassssup !

    I'm back after almost a month with no net access... glad to see you all !

    What did I miss ?

    This is your brain...
    THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON INF... (bold /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif)
     
  2. ShakKen

    ShakKen Specops Spook

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    "back from the dead"?

    Aaaeeeii! ZOMBIE!

    *pulls out Berretta M92F and taps 2 into Chand's head*

    Take that you T-virus infested cadaver you! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
     
  3. Chand

    Chand New Member

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    Ouch ! Dude ! It was a metaphoric comment !

    Dammit... you try to put some color in your posts and you end up with a hole in your head...

    Nice aiming, btw /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

    This is your brain...
    THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON INF... (bold /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif)
     
  4. Kibbles-N-Bits

    Kibbles-N-Bits New Member

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    ::sigh:: Shakken, if your going to kill fellow INF fans, please clean up after yourself... ::flicks bits of Chand's undead brains off of wall::

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  5. Ignato

    Ignato TBuildT Mapping Team

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    "What I need you two fellas to do is take those cleaning products and clean the inside of the car. And I'm talking fast, fast, fast. You need to go in the backseat, scoop up all those little pieces of brain and skull. Get it out of there. Wipe down the upholstery -- now when it comes to upholstery, it don't need to be spic and span, you don't need to eat off it. Give it a good once over. What you need to take care of are the really messy parts. The pools of blood that have collected, you gotta soak that shit up. Jimmy lead the way, boys get to work. oh, btw, pretty please with sugar on top clean the ****ing car.

    *ShakKen and K&B start cleaning out the car. ShakKen is washing the windows and K&B is in the back seat soaking up the blood.*

    K&B says to ShakKen "Ow man, I will never forgive yo ass for this shit! This is some ****ed up repugnant shit. In fact...why am I in the back? You the mother****er who should be on brain detail. We switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this zombie's skull."


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  6. Kibbles-N-Bits

    Kibbles-N-Bits New Member

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    LOL!!!

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  7. ShakKen

    ShakKen Specops Spook

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    But it blinked at me...


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