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Discussion in 'General Infiltration Discussion' started by -GAT-Mavrick, Dec 24, 2001.

  1. -GAT-Mavrick

    -GAT-Mavrick Owns Apoc

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    IT IS SMALL, IT RENDERS OVER 400FPS........................ when you get the expansion card to go with it it gets over 500 fps!! yes......... it is the................................................................................................................................ MICROTOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .......... the first 200 are 1/2 price!!!!!!! pick up one now!!!!!!!!






    /me is suffering from lack of sleep
     
  2. -=SDS=-Coop

    -=SDS=-Coop INF Online moderator

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    ph33r it

    d0000d i beta tested the microtoilet and all i have to say is omfg *splooge* that was the most awesome thing i've ever used before, crapping at 450FPS is like w00t. you gotta get one, get 2 as a matter of fact. they're so friggen w00t. when you go to the store (microtoilets should be sold everywhere, from grocery stores to mechanics to car dealerships) ask for the microtoilet, the most 1337est crapper in town
     
  3. -GAT-Apoculos

    -GAT-Apoculos New Member

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  4. -GAT-Mavrick

    -GAT-Mavrick Owns Apoc

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    don't rollie me damnit! i smell a tk comming on...
     
  5. DialAJunk

    DialAJunk fl;ksisj

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    sounds like Strike Force to me.
     
  6. -GAT-Mavrick

    -GAT-Mavrick Owns Apoc

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    strikeforce RULES!!!!!!!! don't bash it! or i might have to bash inf more than i already do.... ;)
     
  7. -GAT-Apoculos

    -GAT-Apoculos New Member

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    mav... GOTO BED!!!! *escorts mav away*
     
  8. -=<<NRA>>=-

    -=<<NRA>>=- New Member

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    Well...Who wants to bet how many seconds before this thread is nuked off this planet? Honestly, why come to another mod's forums to bash it. I dont give a fuc<I></i>k how much you like SF or what the hell ever. Just dont fuc<I></i>king let me hear it.
     
  9. FiringAimlessly

    FiringAimlessly NOT going to waste another minute on CS!

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    :con:

    ...

    :eek:

    ...

    :rolleyes:

    ...

    oh, wait, nevermind, thought you said "COME" to bed. :D
     
  10. {Ghetto_Ghepetto}

    {Ghetto_Ghepetto} I am #1 Asian big boob queen!

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    WTF is microtoilet?
     
  11. -GAT-Mavrick

    -GAT-Mavrick Owns Apoc

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    does it look like i am bashing inf?? did i say ANYTHING that has anything to do with bashing inf?? Inf is a great mod(right now anyway :( ) maybe just maybe it will stay fun and enjoyable to play... now... it that bashing inf?? umm NO!!!!!!!!! read a little more bud before you reply and tell me to quit bashing inf... you think i am a newb son??? look at that pretty medal on my sig... what does it say??
     
  12. GNAT

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    damn 04 he's not bashing it, how about u go jump on some other thread and flame it a bit!
     
  13. -GAT-Mavrick

    -GAT-Mavrick Owns Apoc

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    thank you gnat... :) merry christmas bro!
     
  14. -=<<NRA>>=-

    -=<<NRA>>=- New Member

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  15. spm1138

    spm1138 Irony Is

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    Was Maverick smoking crack-cocaine? Right that second, sitting in front of his keyboard?

    I only ask out of general curiosity, you understand.
     
  16. -=SDS=-Coop

    -=SDS=-Coop INF Online moderator

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    so im assuming the microtoilet is dead?
     
  17. {Ghetto_Ghepetto}

    {Ghetto_Ghepetto} I am #1 Asian big boob queen!

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    Can someone tell me what Microtoilet is? Or is it something Mav made up while pleading insanity?
     
  18. -GAT-Mavrick

    -GAT-Mavrick Owns Apoc

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    me and coop produced it!! it is really neat lol
     
  19. NTKB

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    You know this was coiming :rolleyes:
     
  20. -=SDS=-Coop

    -=SDS=-Coop INF Online moderator

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    lmao, picture it: you really need to take a crap, and infront of you are the plain old porcelain can, and the microtoilet, the latest in crapper technology. so you decide to try something new, and you take a crap on the microtoilet... minutes later you realize you just took the best sh!t in your life. watching yourself crap at 450fps* is by far the best experience anyone can have.

    *your milage may vary. 2.5% interest rate applicable for first time buyers. objects in mirror are closer than they appear. do not use while intoxicated. do not take if pregnant or nursing a baby. not for use by children 6 and under. aim away from face.
     

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