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wooha holy **** you won't believe what happened

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by GeneticFreak, Feb 10, 2006.

  1. GeneticFreak

    GeneticFreak evolves and survives

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    ok you might as well close that valentine breakup thread
    last night friday night i went to one of the best and biggest pub in the city trying to find someone. i flirted and said hi to this cute and petite girl, we danced, she then introduce me to her lady friend we danced, ON THE BAR. They ****in sandwiched me tight on the bar, in front of my friends! it was so darn hot
    then at 3 am they said lets go somewhere, I thought they just wanted to go eat something, all of my friends are busy with their gf/fiancee/wife so I took them out and you wont believe what they did in my car! thats when i found out they are more than friends. so i pulled over to a 2-star hotel and opened a room

    and holy ****in damn VICTORY! my very VERY first 3sum !!!!!
    i dont care what you think of me never done this before and having my first 3sum at a bit too late age of 24, but its a VICTORY! raise the flags! sing the national anthem! I just got back home here saturday 11 at noon with legs still shaking and all i want to do is tell everyone lol all my friends went holy **** they have suspected with their perv mind when we left them that night but they never thought it would actually be

    and best thing is they want me to come back to that pub at 14th, WITH THEM

    BEING SINGLE AT THIS TIME OF YEAR DO HAVE ITS BENEFITS BELIEVE ME!
     
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  2. hyrulian

    hyrulian Rainbow Brite

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    Omg that's awesome! :lol::tup:
     
  3. GeneticFreak

    GeneticFreak evolves and survives

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    ok i am going to get more sleep see you guys and girls later
     
  4. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    24 is a bit too late huh. Im going to be 24 in 5 months and I havent even kissed a girl, let alone has sex with one yet :(

    Bit too late psshh :mad:
     
  5. Airmoran

    Airmoran Construct

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    I say this every goddamn post every goddamn time and nobody listens to me. Here it is:

    I don't believe you. I think you're making it up. All I see are words, and words mean jack. The only way to definitively prove me wrong is to post pictures. Yes, that's it. All you have to do is post one stinking pic or you with two naked ladies and all questionability is removed AND I look like a complete dumbass for doubting you.

    I don't see a pic, thus you're just lying and this is a calculated ploy to make the lonelier members of this board kill themselves.

    ;)
     
  6. Angel_Mapper

    Angel_Mapper Goooooooats

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    Eww, I can feel the STD's oozing through this thread. Hope you used protection. :p
     
  7. FaT CaM

    FaT CaM Not much...

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    24's a late age? I better get ****ing cracking then, im 17 ffs I dont need this kind of pressure.
     
  8. Wookiee

    Wookiee Lets Rock

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    thread is useless without pics
     
  9. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    aside from your station as a terrible poster, you got the catchphrase wrong. stop posting.

    geneticfreak congratulations on living the american dream in the phillipines
     
  10. das_ben

    das_ben Concerned.

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    High five!
     
  11. The_Head

    The_Head JB Mapper

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    Nice one.
    Its still on my todo list ;)
     
  12. GeneticFreak

    GeneticFreak evolves and survives

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    Well unless my friends were just bragging they had their threesomes at university, while I never had such luck. I was 'playful' but I usually flirt with one and stick with her till the morning, and all are 'normal' straight girls.

    Don't have to believe me if you're not gonna, believe what you want. But I'm NOT gonna start taking pics of me with anyone else naked and email/post them on the internet.

    And Rachel, I've always worn protection and regularly check for STD since after the day I got so drunk I woke up the next afternoon with this will-****-anyone-with-a-dick slutty university friend of mine (that I normally wont touch)
     
  13. Selerox

    Selerox COR AD COR LOQVITVR

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    He shoots, he scores!

    I salute you sir, nice work :lol:
     
  14. Airmoran

    Airmoran Construct

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    Damn, well, it WAS worth a shot. You can't blame me for that.

    I hearby pronounce you the manliest man I know. Effective immediately until someone brags about a foursome.
     
  15. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    lol, wow, hope they are "clean" GeneticFreak buddy :D
     
  16. Mr. UglyPants

    Mr. UglyPants 2007 never existed, it was all a dream.

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    Lucky you!
     
  17. JonAzz

    JonAzz UA Mapper

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    eheh yeah no threesomes yet... 2somes are good enough for now :p

    good job man, isn't it funny how you try and try and you get nothing, but then stop trying and all of a sudden it happens.... if not just ignore me :rolleyes:
     
  18. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
    and all I got was
    a pink username!

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    A freakin 3sum really!!?? damn youre lucky!
     
  19. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    Yeah Agreed.

    You can call that a victory if it was your objective, but for me 1 girl can be better than 10 at once in the same room. ;)
    They were just 2 whore in lack of sex.
     
  20. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    all i want is one :( one perfect one :(



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