Wisdom from the bathroom wall

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STC_Wacky

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Wisdom from the Bathroom Wall:

Beauty is only a light switch away.
I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.
Remember, it's not "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?".
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her ****.
To do is to be. (Descartes) To be is to do. (Voltaire) Do be do be do. (Frank Sinatra)
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere
Make love, not war. Hell, do both - get married!
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested
If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Express Lane: Five beers or less.


"People tell me to ignore the voices in my head, but the voices tell me not to listen!"

[PuF]STC_Wacky
 

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Words to live by.




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here's my favorite from a true shi7house poet:

Those who write on bathhouse walls,
Roll their s h i t into little balls.
Those who read these words of wit,
Eat those little balls of s h i t.

Here i sit all broken hearted,
Tried to s h i t but only farted.
Later on i took a chance,
Tried to fart, but s h i t my pants.

S H I THOUSE POET-1-23-00


[This message has been edited by GRaVeDiGGeR (edited 01-23-2000).]