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Win98 Source Code... just a quick laugh :)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by [BuF]Wacky, May 1, 2000.

  1. [BuF]Wacky

    [BuF]Wacky New Member

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    Windows 98 Source Code
    /*
    TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
    Project: Cumbernauld(tm)
    Projected release-date: May 2000
    */
    #include "win31.h"
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    #define INSTALL = HARD
    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
    void main()
    {
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    if (first_time_installation)
    {
    make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
    hang_system();
    }
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();
    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_3.1();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_nothing_loop();
    }
    }
    if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();
    if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
    if (system_ok())
    {
    bsod(random_err());
    crash(to_dos_prompt);
    }
    else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
    while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    }
    create_general_protection_fault();
    }


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  2. -Lost-

    -Lost- Local Bad-ass

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  3. Beppo

    Beppo Infiltration Lead-Programmer

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    a bit 'old' but always good for a big laugh /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif

    these jumping smilies are cool btw /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif

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  4. [BuF]Wacky

    [BuF]Wacky New Member

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    I'm glad you like the smilies. You can get 'em here

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  5. Andirez

    Andirez push the limits

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    lol, [PuF]Wacky !

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  6. das_ben

    das_ben Concerned.

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    lol

    -reaper was here-
     
  7. Oitucrem

    Oitucrem New Member

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    ...I thought W9x was written in BASIC.

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