Why is skold such a douche?

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DRT-Maverick

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Just curious. Dude's been harassing me on the IRC channels for awhile. Anyone know why he's got a dildo up his butthole? It was funny at first, but it's like he's trying to cling to my ass too much.
 

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#fragbu said:
[11:09] <Maverick> can someone explain why skold is such a faggot?
[11:09] <tomcatha> because you want to take him in the arse
[11:10] <SlayerDragon`Work> wtf dude
[11:10] <SlayerDragon`Work> why you hatin on Skold?
[11:10] <Polychron> because Jackal visited him?
[11:11] <Maverick> tomcatha, sure i'd rape him in the butt
[11:11] <Haarg_> http://forums.beyondunreal.com/group.php?groupid=40
[11:11] <hyru-9000> Title: BeyondUnreal Forums (at forums.beyondunreal.com)
[11:11] <Maverick> he keeps doing faggy **** in PM
[11:11] <Maverick> cuz he's a pussy
[11:11] <Maverick> like when i'm idle
[11:11] <Maverick> he sends me PMs and calls me a douche
[11:11] <Maverick> then he gets off line
[11:12] <SlayerDragon`Work> lmao
[11:12] <Maverick> so I can't respond to him
[11:12] <Haarg_> http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showpost.php?p=2386891&postcount=205
[11:12] <hyru-9000> Title: BeyondUnreal Forums - View Single Post - The Obama war against Fox News (at forums.beyondunreal.com)
[11:12] <SlayerDragon`Work> We need an "Enjoy Al" group
[11:12] <Haarg_> kiff is dumb
[11:13] <Maverick> i want to see skold get pissed off
[11:13] <Maverick> for posting that about him in the forums
[11:13] <Polychron> according to you Haarg_ everyon is dumb.
[11:13] <Maverick> he got all offended because
[11:13] <Maverick> last time he insulted me in PM
[11:13] <Maverick> i brought it up in here and told him just to say **** in main chat
[11:13] <Maverick> like if he's gonna call me a douche or something
[11:13] <Haarg_> kiff is stupider than most
[11:13] <SlayerDragon`Work> http://forums.beyondunreal.com/group.php?groupid=84
[11:13] <hyru-9000> Title: BeyondUnreal Forums (at forums.beyondunreal.com)
[11:13] <Maverick> don't be a pussy and do it in PM
[11:13] <Maverick> just blurt it out in the main chat
[11:14] <SlayerDragon`Work> You are taking IRC pretty seriously, Maverick.
[11:14] <Polychron> maybe he's too shy?
[11:14] <Maverick> nah SlayerDragon_VIII
[11:14] <SlayerDragon`Work> Hell, you are taking Skold pretty seriously, for that matter.
[11:14] <Maverick> it pisses him off when I tell people what he says in PM in public
[11:14] <Maverick> so it's funny as ****
[11:14] <Maverick> <[Ci]Skold> hi douche. will you post this in BuF too?
[11:14] <Maverick> LOL
[11:14] <Maverick> he got all pissed off
[11:14] <SlayerDragon`Work> [11:11] <Maverick> he keeps doing faggy **** in PM
[11:14] <SlayerDragon`Work> [11:11] <Maverick> cuz he's a pussy
[11:14] <SlayerDragon`Work> u mad bro
[11:15] <Maverick> annoyed
[11:15] <Polychron> is that a side effect of the swine flu you're experiencing, Maverick?
[11:15] <Maverick> yes
[11:15] <Maverick> irritability
[11:15] <Maverick> some dumbass kid like skold

Stay tuned for more updates as the situation unfolds!
 

DRT-Maverick

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it's Teh Funnay as they'd call it. He likes spamming me **** in PM. I'll just make him bring it in the pube-lic.


Rumor has it he smokes tons of shwaggy weed.
 
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m00naY

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o_O uummm isn't it douchy to make a thread about what something someone says to you in a pm???

And really IRC is not that serious.
 

Capt.Toilet

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Don't be hatin on Skold now :mad:

When he calls you a douche, he really means hi how are you

When he calls me fat, he really wants a brohug
 

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Breaking news from the IRC world!
#fragbu said:
[11:29] <Maverick> no
[11:29] <Maverick> i just want to see him get pissed off at me
[11:29] <Maverick> and PM me a bunch of threats
[11:29] <Maverick> like last time
[11:29] <Maverick> :p
[11:29] <Maverick> he's not Fearless he's fearful D:
[11:30] <Maverick> D:
[11:30] <Fearless> unacceptable
[11:30] <Maverick> yz
[11:30] <Maverick> it should be forced into the pube-lick
[11:31] <Fearless> whats up with that haarg guy
[11:31] <Haarg_> he's kind on an asshole
[11:31] <Fearless> hes always making fun of my aboots and ehs
[11:31] <Maverick> yeah i know, i think it's kind of funny
[11:32] <Maverick> he'll PM me insults at like 3am
[11:32] <Maverick> and I know he's not in europe
[11:32] <Fearless> hey maverick I didnt know you were the same maverick on BuF
[11:32] <Maverick> he finds times i'm idle to do it
[11:32] <Maverick> **** yes
[11:32] <Maverick> i've been around since the dawn of Pu :3
[11:32] <Fearless> you said something vaguely insulting on BuF and I was like
[11:32] <Haarg_> that's actually pretty awesome maverick
[11:32] <Fearless> who the **** is this guy
[11:32] <Haarg_> skold is pretty pro
[11:32] <Fearless> but now it makes sense
[11:33] <Maverick> Haarg, it's weaksauce