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Why does this always happen to me?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Gryphon, Dec 2, 2000.

  1. Gryphon

    Gryphon Weapons Tech

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    I went out with Heather again tonight. We had dinner in a nice restaurant, then caught 6th Day at the theatre, and on my way home I finally got up the courage to ask her why she slept with me that one night we were together. She told me it was mainly because she was drunk and unfortunately didn't see anything in me.

    Well GOD DAMN.

    Why don't I just put a speeding 110 gr JHP through my skull right now and save myself from future heartache? :(

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  2. jaunty

    jaunty If you disagree with me, you're wrong.

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    a good reason is...

    because suicide is the most selfish thing anyone can do. i'm sure you have family who care 'bout u, and they dun wanna find you with half your head missing, i'm sure.

    another reason, it'd be better to put a "speeding 110gr JHP" in her skull ;)

    but seriously, dont worry about it, so she dudn't see anythin in ya, big ****in deal, if thats the worst thing you have to worry about in your entire life, then you've had it too easy. :D

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  3. I_ABuGa

    I_ABuGa Vetran

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    Gryphon, you dont strike me as a stupid person. Putting that bullet in your braincase would be damned stupid. It would be even more stupid coz its over a girl, whether you liked her or not. Granted, her comment really cuts to the quick but if she cant appreciate you for whut you are she doesnt deserve you. Too bad for her.

    I have to admit I'd feel lousy if it was me. I am feeling bad for you as it is. :(

    I also ditto Jaunty. Listen to him if not me.
     
  4. Gryphon

    Gryphon Weapons Tech

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    Thanks for the support guys, but I wasn't really serious about the suicide thing. For some reason I don't feel as upset as I figure I should, and I'm not sure why. It's just damn confusing trying to understand women and what they want.

    If I feel for someone strongly I would give my life for theirs without hesitation. When I was in a bit of a sad situation with another girl I wrote her a 14 verse poem. I always pay when out on a date, no matter the cost. Do these things not matter to women these days? :confused:

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  5. DeadeyeDan[ToA]

    DeadeyeDan[ToA] de oppresso liber

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    Right now I'd be somewhat happy with a rejection like that- at least then you could ask her (a friend to friend, acknowledging the impossibility of reconciliation) what about you she didn't like. Literally every girl I've been with has said "Oh it's not you, it's me!" (or any number of other obviously fake excuses). It's like they think any criticism at all would hurt my feelings and I'd start sobbing uncontrollably or something... give me a break. All I want is to not make the same damn mistakes over again, but as of yet all I know is that the mistakes exist- I have no clue about what they are.

    Women are just weird like that I guess *shrug*. I suppose neither of us will completely understand them Gryph, but eventually I'm sure we'll meet ones that can stand us. ;)

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  6. perrin98

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    hell, my g/f won't let me pay for anything. She always has to pay, and it bugs me.

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  7. Goat Fucker

    Goat Fucker No Future!

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    Space, the deepest jungel and the bottom of the ocean have all been called the final frontier, but for the heterosexual male, its not true, its the woman.

    I think i can say that i know youre pain without lying, i think we all can (assuming we've all dated, fell in love etc).
    I guess we just have to come to peace with the fact that we'll never understand them, actualy, heres a good quote from my sister: "How can two species so diferend be expected to live peacefully on the same planet, not to mention mate!"

    Some times we just have to ceep faithi guess.

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  8. Acey4 NA

    Acey4 NA New Member

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    if u act like a punk u'll artact all sl#ts,and then you'll know their personality type,and u will know if they just wanna fuk or if its more.

    personal expeiriance ;)

    welcome to the jungle PUNK!
     
  9. Zundfolge

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> It's just damn confusing trying to understand women and what they want. [/quote]

    I'm 31... I'm married (and to a more level headed then average female)... I'm still confused.

    The key is to quit trying to understand them, and quit hunting them.

    Just be yourself, work on your career, have some fun, do things with your friends, and for some inexplicable reason when you have become completely comfortable with being alone and don't expect or need a relationship BAM, there she'll be. ;)

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  10. Bad.Mojo

    Bad.Mojo Commander in Chief o' the BMA

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    ah... the old timeless classic of women...

    To be perfectly honest with you, I don't think God wired their heads right. Look at the history of women in general: The greatest pirate in history was a woman -- every woman in power has either started a war or commit a huge blunder -- they get ****ed up about once a month -- and when they're old enough, they just hit menopause and stay ****ed up.

    I've honestly considered becoming a ****sexual before, just because I figure I'd have a lot easier of a time understanding men then women -- but my heart just wasn't in it.

    So here I stay, completely mystified by women -- their personalities are like the holy grail of psychology -- can you find it? will you chase it?

    Who knows. I say just look for sex and let love fall in your lap.

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  11. Zundfolge

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> ...but my heart just wasn't in it. [/quote]
    Mojo, I suspect it was another part of your anatomy that wasn't in it. ;)

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  12. Goat Fucker

    Goat Fucker No Future!

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    Heh, yeah, but i actualy have to confirm Mojo on this one, sometimes i wish i was gay, it would be soo much easier.

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  13. Angel Of Death

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    That's pretty messed up. I don't think I've ever once thought about being gay and I don't plan on it. If I was gay I'd definately kill myself. Mojo has a good point though. I think if you look for a steady relationship it generally doesn't happen. Just look for ass and eventually a girl will come around that really likes you.

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  14. Zundfolge

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    I've known many gays over the years, and I don't envy them. Sure they can go out and get laid easier and more often then us straits (assuming they aren't extremely gross or ugly, then there's not much to help them).

    But when it comes to relationships, gay relationships tend to be more drama filled and volatile then the worse heterosexual relationships I've seen or been in.

    You think the domestic violence numbers are high among the hetero community, the gays are either fighting or f*cking.

    And as for infidelity, when they aren't fighting or f*cking their boyfriend, they're fighting or f*cking with someone else.

    I hear that there are good gay relationships out there, but I haven't seen any.

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  15. Zundfolge

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Just look for ass and eventually a girl will come around that really likes you. [/quote]

    the only problem with that is that after getting a bunch of ass, the girl worth having will just know you as that guy who gets lots of ass. That and if you come off as a player you drive away the quality women (and I'm not even going to discuss the nasty things you can get on your skin or in your bloodstream that nice girls aren't gonna want to deal with).

    Don't make women be the center of your life(either in relationships or as conquests) You gotta make YOU the center of your life, and do what you can to improve you (career, spiritually, physically, etc).

    although a little booty now and then is kinda nice ;)
     
  16. Meshuggah

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    When you say getting ass, Are you talking about ana.l sex?

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  17. Bad.Mojo

    Bad.Mojo Commander in Chief o' the BMA

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    Yes we are, Mayhem.

    Hey, I've f'ucked a chick in the ass before -- its like doing them front-wise only they scream louder.

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  18. -agunzagun-

    -agunzagun- Guest

    How the hell does a message go from woman-problems to anal sex with women/men/animals/aliens/satan/whatever?

    you people are Nuts!

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  19. Zundfolge

    Zundfolge New Member

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    Naw man, this is a conversation (albeit a somewhat disconnected one) and as such there is a tendency for the subject to slowly change.

    Don't you have conversations where you start out talking about...say the political situation in Greenland and end up talking about pornographic haiku (or something)?

    edit: sorry, I'm drunk so go here...
    <A HREF="http://www.selendy.com/haiku/" TARGET="_blank">http://www.selendy.com/haiku/</A>

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  20. Catalyst

    Catalyst science begets death

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    This post reminds me of why I hate people.

    Gryphon, don't worry, just go on living your life, and if you happen to encounter that perfect someone, ask them if they'd like to have dinner sometime, and if they accept, just be yourself. Most (real) women will appreciate your sincerity and good nature a hundred times more than they would appreciate the ****-swinging bravado that most of the other people in this forum seem to exhibit.

    Worked for me.

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