Why did the nali cross the road?

[NeoNite]

Wait, wait I'm adding a poll.
This is an interesting question. Discuss.
Why did the nali cross the road?

You can choose one of the above options, or come up with a justified reason yourself.

 

[Kantham]

Even the nali don't know why.

 

[The_Head]

HERBS!

Maybe because it got fed up with reading the UT2007 forum and wanted to go for a walk?

 

[Dark Pulse]

Custom Answer:

As the Nali crossed the road, he was hit by a bad poll.

 

[NeoNite]

Sheesh, after all that troubling crossing that dangerous road.. filled with angry scare driving their monstertrucks trying to run over as many nali as possible...

=I that's life for you, nali.

 

[Manticore]

->->->->->->->->->->->->->->->

To avoid the Skaarj chasing him with a ripjack..... or herbs and sunspire.

 

[zynthetic]

to get to the other pathnode?...
groan

 

[dinwitty]

to get to the other pathnode?...
groan

 

[NeoNite]

But there's a patrolpoint in the middle of the street!

 

[Da Spadger]

I got a better one.

How many nalis do you need to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but you'll have to convince him it's not dangerous.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all weekend!

 

[NeoNite]

You're mistaken, it takes more than one nali to change a lightbulb.

1 nali to climb the ladder
3 nali to hold the ladder and watch their bladder.
5 nali to keep an eye on the 3 nali holding the ladder.
7 nali picking their nose and chanting "habouji"
11 nali humping innocent nalicows.
1 nali holding a tnt stick and waiting by the door.

2 nali hiding the lightbulb, somewhere in one of the darkest sheds of skytown.

2 nali on dm-peak, having a...

 

[Dark Pulse]

2 nali on dm-peak, having a...

Ooooh, Ziing.

 

[Da Spadger]

2 nali on dm-peak, having a...

I don't get it.

On the other hand, I don't think i want to get it either.

 

[Hellscrag]

I don't get it.

On the other hand, I don't think i want to get it either.

Trust me... you don't.

 

[Ghost3021]

Because the idiot newb mapper put him there to be run over by vEHiCLEZ!!! :O

I don't get it.

On the other hand, I don't think i want to get it either.

... what Hellscrag said.

 

[NeoNite]

Sigh.. them silly '04s...^_-

 

[Ghost3021]

VEHAKALZ PWN j00 :O
(btw im a '99 )

 

[Olga]

To end the map and ruin the game for everyone on the coop server.

 

[NeoNite]

VEHAKALZ PWN j00 :O
(btw im a '99 )

Not anymore =p

 

[Ghost3021]

what?
I really am a 99