1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  2. Two Factor Authentication is now available on BeyondUnreal Forums. To configure it, visit your Profile and look for the "Two Step Verification" option on the left side. We can send codes via email (may be slower) or you can set up any TOTP Authenticator app on your phone (Authy, Google Authenticator, etc) to deliver codes. It is highly recommended that you configure this to keep your account safe.

Who are you going to vote for this year and why is it Obama?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Festering Anus, Oct 8, 2012.

  1. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2003
    Messages:
    8,579
    Likes Received:
    33
    STEALING OUR JOBS!!!

    ... don't worry, I live in Hungary. ;)
     
  2. Mister_Prophet

    Mister_Prophet .

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2001
    Messages:
    4,600
    Likes Received:
    2
    Not gonna vote this year and I'm not gonna complain either way :) I'm white, unmarried, and live within my means. I'm gonna be okay.

    I will, however, continue to change which cups I use every morning at 7-11 for coffee. Sometimes I use blue for Obama and sometimes the red Romney cup, and each time I stand in line I hold my selection with pride and glare at everyone else, making sure to poise my chin just a little bit upward.
     
  3. Firefly

    Firefly United Kingdom is not a country.

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2000
    Messages:
    4,853
    Likes Received:
    2
  4. Firefly

    Firefly United Kingdom is not a country.

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2000
    Messages:
    4,853
    Likes Received:
    2
    or how about Ria Sakurai
    [​IMG]
     
  5. Firefly

    Firefly United Kingdom is not a country.

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2000
    Messages:
    4,853
    Likes Received:
    2
  6. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2003
    Messages:
    8,579
    Likes Received:
    33
    ...starbucks?
     
  7. Al

    Al Reaper

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2005
    Messages:
    6,032
    Likes Received:
    220
    Speaking of Asian chicks... I hate how in porn they moan like they're getting raped. What a fucking turn off.
     
  8. Mister_Prophet

    Mister_Prophet .

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2001
    Messages:
    4,600
    Likes Received:
    2
    I never know how to order properly and they make me feel stupid. Plus, it doesn't do anything for me. I'll stick with my functional swill.
     
  9. Firefly

    Firefly United Kingdom is not a country.

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2000
    Messages:
    4,853
    Likes Received:
    2
    all depends on how good you are
     
  10. HugoMarques

    HugoMarques ☆☆☆☆☆

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2010
    Messages:
    612
    Likes Received:
    0
    If all the women around the world were just like those paranoic doorknob-licking bagel-foreheaded freaks, I'd actualy enjoy my current state of introvert-induced celibacy.
     
  11. Firefly

    Firefly United Kingdom is not a country.

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2000
    Messages:
    4,853
    Likes Received:
    2
    for hugo (re the tags)
    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Oct 9, 2012
  12. DeathBooger

    DeathBooger Malcolm's Sugar Daddy

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2004
    Messages:
    1,925
    Likes Received:
    0
    Asian chicks look like Asian dudes in wigs and have funny colored vaginas.
     
  13. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2006
    Messages:
    10,064
    Likes Received:
    216
    you mean pink?

    yeah. hilarious.
     
  14. HugoMarques

    HugoMarques ☆☆☆☆☆

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2010
    Messages:
    612
    Likes Received:
    0
    Not forever alone. Forever available.

    You forgot to mention that their vaginas are horizontally oriented to match their eyes. And the My Little Pony shaped-and-colored crab lice.

    Ahh, every political thread where politics are not discussed is a good thread.
     
  15. Lruce Bee

    Lruce Bee Transcending to another level

    Joined:
    May 3, 2001
    Messages:
    1,644
    Likes Received:
    3
    This thread is officially hiarious.
    That is all.
     
  16. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

    Joined:
    Mar 15, 2005
    Messages:
    3,148
    Likes Received:
    31
    I am not usually into Asian chicks, but I suppose I could get behind one, depending on her position. ...though I'd need to wear protection... so I couldn't here her squeaky voice.
     
  17. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2002
    Messages:
    11,702
    Likes Received:
    4
    [​IMG]
     

    Attached Files:

  18. SkaarjMaster

    SkaarjMaster enemy of time

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2000
    Messages:
    4,806
    Likes Received:
    3
  19. Zxanphorian

    Zxanphorian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2002
    Messages:
    4,480
    Likes Received:
    0
    Google image "completely wrong" without quotes.

    You won't be disappointed.
     
  20. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

    Joined:
    Mar 15, 2005
    Messages:
    3,148
    Likes Received:
    31
    Really!?! Runs off like a big sucker too check.

    [​IMG]

    So not what I was hoping for.

    I was MOST definitely disappointed.
     

    Attached Files:

    Last edited: Oct 10, 2012

Share This Page