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Whats your job?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by lovebug, Apr 7, 2011.

  1. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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  2. Selerox

    Selerox COR AD COR LOQVITVR

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    I used to be a QC Microbiologist for the same company.

    I'm a quality inspector for a cosmetics/pharmaceuticals manufacturer.

    I take samples from deliveries of raw materials that will go into the final product, and test them to make sure they're up to scratch.
     
  3. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    Your reward for getting a promotion is an eventual sexing up by me :D
     
  4. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    Ground horse chestnut. Can be taken as a supplement.
     
  5. Entr0p1cLqd

    Entr0p1cLqd New Member

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    Allegedly a Systems Integration Architect; which basically means spending all day in meetings and producing stuff no-one cares about with word, visio, and excel in a vain attempt to stop other people (doing real work) from screwing their systems up completely.

    It's horrible but pays well. One day soon I'm going to rage quit and go back to writing software; at least that has real value and impact.
     
  6. lovebug

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    EUGH isnt that illegal in several countries?
     
  7. Entr0p1cLqd

    Entr0p1cLqd New Member

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    Why would eating a ground up conker be illegal?
     
  8. lovebug

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    oh sorry i read it as 'ground horse nuts'.....my mistake :p

    Do you like to test the cosmetics in the privacy of your bedroom?
     
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  9. Selerox

    Selerox COR AD COR LOQVITVR

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    No, we don't animal test, just in case you were wondering...

    I test the raw materials that go into them. Not the products themselves (although I used to).

    You can test methylparaben or industrial grade wheatgerm oil on yourself in the privacy of your own bedroom, but I'll pass if it's ok with you ;)
     
  10. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    Pissing off people on these forums thinking I'm mad at stuff (because they could just ignore me), it's a part time job.
     
  11. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    I'm a fluffer for bestiality movies.
     

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