What's with chix?

[Sven_ya!]

Friday night I'm out with my buddy Andy to see Martin Zellar do Niel Diamond covers. Always lots of hotties about at those shows. I meet this girl named Jen. We chat it up, dance a bit and hit things off well. At some point she asks if Andy and I are roommates. We say "no" and she says something about how it's a pity 'cause she just can't decide between the two of us.

OhJesusFukingChristInAHandbasket...

This is not the first time this MONTH that some chick has asked me if I and a friend want to do her porn star style. And, apparently, most guys really go for this sorta thing. No, the guys don't do anything to each other (not usually, anyway) it's just the girl who gets the ego trip of doing two guys at once. Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but seeing hairy man @ss just kinda ruins the mood for me.

 

[Evil_Cope]

pretty much.

but this is between you and jane.

nudge nudge, wink wink

 

[Balton]

damn! once 2 girls wanted me alone.... serious!

 

[oosyxxx]

Once you go Hairy-Bobbin'-Man-Ass, you never go back.

 

[Ebolaa]

See, this is why I've said for years that there's no point marrying a woman when you can buy one.

 

[lucifix]

Originally posted by oosyxxx
Once you go Hairy-Bobbin'-Man-Ass, you never go back.

strrrraange little man

 

[Rukee]

Svens post translation =
I went to a bar with a buddy and a girl came over to me while my buddy went to take a leak and she asked about the guy that was with me. I felt so depressed..... I made up the whole porn style BS just to appear cool on the forums.

 

[Nebel]

lol Rukee. You can see right through people.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Porn *, in yer DREAMS!!

Originally posted by Rukee
Svens post translation =
I went to a bar with a buddy and a girl came over to me while my buddy went to take a leak and she asked about the guy that was with me. I felt so depressed..... I made up the whole porn style BS just to appear cool on the forums.

:tup: :tup: YEP!!! :tup: :tup:

 

[Akuma]

...and went home & had a wank

you should have made her airtight, dude.

 

[Rukee]

Originally posted by @kuma
...and went home & had a wank

you should have made her airtight, dude.

I had to leave a little somthin for the rest of you!!

 

[oosyxxx]

Andy Leisen, Sven?

 

[Cactus]

Originally posted by @kuma
...and went home & had a wank

you should have made her airtight, dude.

yeah but who are you oging to find to **** her in the ear holes and eye sockets?

 

[Flatliner]

Originally posted by Sven_ya!
and she says something about how it's a pity 'cause she just can't decide between the two of us.

So, did you tell her to choose? Why didnt you flip a coin or draw straws?

 

[Rukee]

Noone picked up on the fact that Sven likes to wank off in front of a mirror......That`s his porn style!!!!!

 

[lucifix]

sven you and your buddy should of had a few beers that way you wouldnt care about seeing hairy man ass and then bombarded every hole she had

 

[Vendetta]

when i was 18 my dad had this chick that said she'd **** both of us. my dad went first. i waited till he went into the shower. i cant say it was a good time.

i like it the good old fashioned way. just 2 people enjoying Gods gift. much more personal and satisfying.

assembly line sex isnt cool, it's just mechanics.

 

[Rukee]

Not to mention....sloppy seconds!!!

 

[Balton]

Originally posted by Vendetta
when i was 18 my dad had this chick that said she'd **** both of us. my dad went first. i waited till he went into the shower. i cant say it was a good time.

i like it the good old fashioned way. just 2 people enjoying Gods gift. much more personal and satisfying.

assembly line sex isnt cool, it's just mechanics.

why didnt you go first???

 

[Vendetta]

my dad had already ****ed her so i guess he just assumed he should be first. thats the way he always was anyway.

in hindsight i wouldnt have even participated. the group sex thing just seems too impersonal and mechanical to me. i like the eroticism that comes from 1 on 1.