What Your Car Says About You[

[Lizard Of Oz]

What Your Car Says About You

Acura Integra- I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.

Acura Legend- I'm too bland for German cars.

Acura NSX- I am impotent.

Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires.

Buick Park Avenue- I am older than 34 of the 50 states.

Cadillac Eldorado- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.

Cadillac Seville- I am a pimp.

Chevrolet Camaro- I enjoy beating up people.

Chevrolet Chevette- I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I
have a 'Vette.

Chevrolet Corvette- I'm in a mid-life crisis.

Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.

Chrysler Cordoba- I dig the rich Corinthian leather.

Datsun 280Z- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.

Dodge Dart-I teach third grade special education and I voted for
Eisenhower.

Dodge Daytona- I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.

Ford Escort - I'm a red-headed nanny.

Ford Fairmont- (See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang- I slow down to 85 in school zones.

Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes
when I pull up behind them.

Geo Storm- I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.

Geo Tracker- I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.

Honda del Sol- I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
convertible at all.

Honda Civic- I have just graduated and have no credit.

Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Infiniti Q45- I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Isuzu Impulse-I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.

Jaguar XJ6-I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop
280 days per year.

Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.

Lincoln Town Car- I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.

Mercury Grand Marquis- (See above)

Mercedes 500SL- I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.

Mercedes 560SEL- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.

Mazda Miata- I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler.

MGB- I am dating a mechanic.

Mitsubishi Diamante- I don't know what it means either.

Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Oldsmobile Cutlass- I just stole this car and I'm going to make a....

Peugeot 505 Diesel- I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.

Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.

Pontiac Grand AM (pre 92 models)- I keep two cases of AquaNet in the
backseat, just in case someone in a Trans AM pulls up beside me.

Pontiac Trans AM- I am a redneck who thinks a Trans AM is a sportscar.

Porsche 944- I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be
inaccessible to me.

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow- I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too
liberal.

Saturn SC2- (See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy- I have always wanted a Japanese car even more.

Toyota Camry- I am still in the closet.

Volkswagon Beetle- I still watch Partridge Family reruns.

Volkswagon Cabriolet- I am out of the closet.

Volkswagon Microbus- I am tripping right now.

Volvo 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife.

Subaru Impreza RS- I am the Lizard, and I'll take any monkey in the "twisty bits."

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"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 108675

 

[Wendy]

How about a Pontiac Fiero?

You walk the thin line between glory and despair, soon you shall cross over it.

 

[ThrasherX9]

what about this car?

Time to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum.-Duke Nukem

 

[Voyd-]

wendy,

what, do u have one?!?! i do /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

 

[Wendy]

85 GT, 4 speed manual.
Fun, fun, fun!

You walk the thin line between glory and despair, soon you shall cross over it.

 

[Voyd-]

wow, thats awesome. i have a 85GT as well! mine is V6, auto.

have you ever been to Pennocks Fiero Forum? the best msg board for fiero freaks. uses this UBB layout as well.
http://www.fiero.nl

 

[phishedNET]

I never personally liked the fiero. Nothing personal, I think it is because this bastard in high school (chadwick) drove a little red one and he was the biggest prick I ever met. I still have serious hate in me for that boy, and it's been 3 years since I saw him last.

I drive a '94 nissan sentra. Does that say "it's cheap, it's a family car, I have an hour long commute to and from work ever day, get off my *** about it"?

That'll learn ya!
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[Lizard Of Oz]

The 37 mile commute warrior.

"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 108675



[This message has been edited by Lizard Of Oz (edited 01-24-2000).]

 

[L_S]

I drive a GMC Sonoma now, but my favorite car was my '98 Geo Metro. It was great in the snow and got like 40 miles to the gallon. I'd put about $2 in the tank everytime I went to the gas station. Sure I took alot of sh*t from my friends about that car, but I loved it. Until.......the day my sister borrowed it for the first time ("I promise I'll be careful") and turned into oncoming traffic, destroying it.

 

[BillyBadAss]

Those were awesome! I drive a '92 Honda Civic SI Hatchback. I do have credit, but I love this car. It's a 5 speed manual that is fun as hell to drive.(automatics are for pussies /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif) I have to agree with L_S that those kind of cars are fun in the snow. We have 8" of snow here right now and I have been having a blast, not to mention good sking as well!

 

[BadBoy]

How about the new Hummer?

I will not be the one to save humankind!

 

[Taskmaster]

Hmmmn... I have an '89 Ford Probe.... I can't help but wonder what that means! However, please don't take that to mean I want to hear it from you guys! /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

I like stick better. If I want to punch it to 35 using the torque of first gear... so be it!

I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

The Commute-Warrior's (Sue) big brother...

"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 108675

 

[el Gato]

BillyBadAss (and all others), I'm the proud owner of a '91 Honda Civic Si Hatchback, 5 speed manual. The car kicks *** ! It's got power and great gas mileage, and is great in the snow. I spent a gnarly winter in the Pocono's with it and it never let me down.

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine." - J. Spicoli

 

[Voyd-]

hey Lizard, have u ever thought about souping it up and rally racing it? heheh /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

 

[Taskmaster]

Hey Lizard, I think it is a trick... I have heard that putting soup in the engine is not good for a car! I mean who wants pieces of carrots and potatoes shooting out of the exhaust pipe?

So Voyd, while I realize you are trying to be friendly and helpful, please be sure to have your facts straight! I mean soup... come on!

What? Voyd meant what? Oh I see... well.

AHEM - it, uh, seem that, well..., um, I misunderstood the use of "souping it up." My apologies!

We now take you back to your regularly scheduled topic...

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I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif



[This message has been edited by Taskmaster (edited 01-25-2000).]

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

Well "Sue" is only a few month old, and I being kinda gentle with her right now.

I have thought about "Autocrossing" her. (Autocross = SCCA event, where they set-up
traffic-cone race-tracks on big parking lots, and airports, etc..., and you race by
yourself against the clock.)

The rally-car pictured above has two main difference with my car. 1) It wieghs about
500 pounds less and 2) has twice the horse-power (at least).

For now I plan to keep the warrenty intact, later, well, heheheheheh
> /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 108675



[This message has been edited by Lizard Of Oz (edited 01-25-2000).]

 

[trinity]

UH, you didn't include all the cool old cars (roadmasters, starchiefs, thunderbirds etc.)what about a classic ford falcon?

"And since I am the ranking officer on this ship, if you don't like it, you can go to hell."




[This message has been edited by trinity (edited 01-25-2000).]

 

[Wolf Blackstar]

Chevrolet Suburban - I don't run aaway from trouble, I run over it.

-Wolf Blackstar

"A chainsaw! find some meat!"

 

[CHRYSt]

'99 Ford Escort ZX2!! Woo Hoo!!!
Hey, It's all I could get approved for. Sweet car tho...at least compared to the similarly priced Civic.

"Who's up for the donkey show and some unholy butt sex?!" -- Lloyd Kaufman