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What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by phatcat, Dec 17, 2003.

  1. phatcat

    phatcat akward cat

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    Found this over at KungFool

     
  2. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    I wouldnt be having sex with a elf that had kids anyways.
     
  3. TossMonkey

    TossMonkey brown bread?

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    No, he'd be having sex with the kids. ;)
     
  4. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    ouch! :p

    Hehe that was good, I got owned on that one. :lol:
     
  5. phatcat

    phatcat akward cat

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    [SNL]oh snap, oh snap, oh snap...[/SNL]
     
  6. SlayerDragon

    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    "One to several hundred years..."

    DUDE! :D Sign me up!
     
  7. das_ben

    das_ben Concerned.

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    Well that's pretty good to know in case I ever get around to pen & paper roleplaying with female players.
     
  8. Atropos Megarea

    Atropos Megarea Happy Kitty

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    lol.....phatcat you just like my elf ear don't you ;) that's what brought this on :p
     
  9. phatcat

    phatcat akward cat

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    oh nos!! shes onto me :eek:

    naw, acctually I thought it would be funny :D
    but your ears are still kawaii! ^_^
     
  10. Fluid

    Fluid Zen fascists will control you

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    Elf pr0n links in 3...2...1...
     
  11. Metakill

    Metakill Inhumane

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    Interesting that it was never mentioned in PJ's LOTR that Elrond himself is half-elven. I forget which parent was human.
     
  12. TossMonkey

    TossMonkey brown bread?

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    Several hundred years of sexoring elf females would never get boring.
     
  13. SlayerDragon

    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    :tup: I second the motion of that ocean. :lol:
     
  14. iolair

    iolair Mostly Harmless

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    Elrond and his brother Elros were the children of the man Beren and the Elf Luthien. They were able to choose whether they wanted mortal life of men or immortal life of Elves - one chose each way. The men who were descended from Elros enjoyed very long life - Aragorn himself is a direct line descendant of Elros.
     
  15. Atropos Megarea

    Atropos Megarea Happy Kitty

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    hehehe it was funny ;) ~licks him~

     
  16. Latent Image

    Latent Image Bring the rain!

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    mmmmmm Liv Tyler :D
     

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  17. W0RF

    W0RF BuF Greeter, News Bagger

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    I had forgotten that from the LOTR mythos... :eek:

    That might have made some nice character development for Elrond, explaining to the audience his waning faith in humanity... or why Aragorn knows so much about the elves... and etc.
    [whisper]Stealing Beauty[/whisper]
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