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What NOT to name you child

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sirius, Dec 17, 2008.

  1. Twisted Metal

    Twisted Metal Anfractuous Aluminum

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    Ok I just watched a news story on this and his father is quite obviously a Hitler worshipper. He has swastika tattoos as well as Hitler's name written on his hand, and he wears nazi boots. That's just f*cked up.
     
  2. Airmoran

    Airmoran Construct

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    Why do I get the feeling that these kids will be home-schooled?
     
  3. Matfei

    Matfei [:«]Ω[»:]:Mױפקזג:]:

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    Poor children.
     
  4. Swarthy_Foreskin

    Swarthy_Foreskin Retarderator

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    Master race spotted!
     

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  5. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    Heh reminds me of this girl I knew in High School. Dont remember her name specifically, but her initials were KKK, and she was black.
     
  6. Renegade Retard

    Renegade Retard Defender of the newbie

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    I went to college with an Ida Dickgrabber.

    True story. She tried to pronounce it in a weird way so she wouldn't have to spell it, but that is exactly how it was spelled.
     
  7. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    well... my surname is "Balls"
     
  8. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    Wow right there, please, stop existing.
     
  9. Latent Image

    Latent Image Bring the rain!

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    I'd like to give them a cake for his birthday, one that lists the ww2 death toll...
     
  10. Matfei

    Matfei [:«]Ω[»:]:Mױפקזג:]:

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    They should be charged for child abuse and the future mental anguish their kids' are gunna have to endure, selfish ****s.
     
  11. Al

    Al Reaper

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    LMAO! That's awesome.
     
  12. [UMC]Boron

    [UMC]Boron UMC's Official Drunkard

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    I went to High School with a guy named Phillip McKracken. No joke, legal name and all. But seriously, Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation? I dont know what would be worse; taking these kids away from their obviously ****ed up parents and placing them into foster care OR allowing these kids to be raised by the crazy parents...
     
  13. Sirius

    Sirius Meh

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    **UPDATE**
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    Not sure what I think about this.
    On one hand I don't think parents that would intentionally name their children such lurid names are fit to parent and on the other what right does the state have to take away someones child because of a name? I'm curious as to how this will develop.
     
  14. Jacks:Revenge

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    I was watching 60 Minutes the other night (maybe someone has seen this before) and noticed that the producers of one of the first stories was named "Leslie Cockburn"

    true story
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Cockburn

    "Well in order to know if it's syphilis, I have to ask. Does your cock burn, Mr. Cockburn?"
     
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  15. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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  16. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    ^that's one of the fake id's people produce with phony names in asia?
     
  17. Airmoran

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    Guess we don't know. Something tells me the children weren't taken away because of their names because, well, a spokesperson said it wasn't the case and, as you said, it would be rather asinine.

    It wouldn't surprise me if parents willing to turn their child into a political statement right from the get-go turns out to be incapable of providing adequate care for their children. We'll see. Maybe.
     
  18. WaitForTheRain

    WaitForTheRain New Member

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    BBC news has a weatherman called Peter Cockroft. :lol:
     
  19. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    ... and the winner is:

    Iona Knipl
     
  20. Matfei

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    We all own a nipple.
     

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