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What is the Deal With the New Maps?

Discussion in 'General Infiltration Discussion' started by nomadjedi, Sep 28, 2000.

  1. nomadjedi

    nomadjedi New Member

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    I have been downloading maps from this site for a while now and it seems that alot of the newer maps are a hell of alot darker than the older ones. I hate having to adjust my brightness in the game and on my screen. I think all the levels should be evenlly Bright. Can any one explain?
     
  2. Buddy_Pickle

    Buddy_Pickle Fffeeerrrtt!!!

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    Well, let me try and explain. We at RealMaps have decided to take each new map we receive, and dip it deep within the watered ashes of dead hookers. You see, the water, when applied in the right amount, gives the ash a consistency similar to that of blackened paste.

    Anyway, these maps are then sun-dried, cured, and padded down by a professional law enforcement officer. Now comes the hard part. We sift through each map, one by one, and throw out any that might be considered well lit or "daytime".

    We take these select maps, and with ever so much care, we duct tape them to the penis of a pissed off gibbon, who proceeds to run through the mud with the kind of abandon normally reserved for frat hazings.

    Then, and only then, are these maps ready to be uploaded to FilePlanet, when you, the lucky, light-sensitive public can get your grimy hands on the latest and greatest.

    Or....some maps have dark shadows in em or they are set at night.

    Could go either way. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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    Buddy_Pickle
    RealMaps Co-Founder / Web Guy
    www.planetunreal.com/realmaps/
     
  3. I_ABuGa

    I_ABuGa Vetran

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    LOLOLOL
    ouchiwawa, that bites. Whoever said we didnt have a sense of humor must not have been keeping up. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

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    Maybe someday the world will learn, to be kind to someone who makes a fault..
    Snakeye <IMG src=http://unreal.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif>

    Hell, I'd settle for having the world learn anything at all.
     
  4. Doccers

    Doccers New Member

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    Hrm..

    Pickle, You're a sick, perverted, Twisted bastard.

    Don't ever change, you've made my week. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

    I wanna be an elven ranger, I want a life that's full of danger,
     
  5. Zundfolge

    Zundfolge New Member

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    ...and God bless you for it! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
     
  6. SWad

    SWad Papa SWad

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    ROF..lol..LMF...lol..AO..

    *deep breath*

    LOLOLOLlol

    *breathe*

    Lol.

    *sigh*

    Dude, that was choice.
     
  7. owlofdoom

    owlofdoom New Member

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    LOL
    you forgeot the part obout populating of whores soon to be cremated. oh no wait those are the bots

    Please insert stolen quote here
     
  8. I_ABuGa

    I_ABuGa Vetran

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    LOL
    no seriously. Nomadjedi, it would help if you told us what hardware/software you are running. Pardon the very funny though unhelpful commentary above.

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