What is the best cookie??

[phishedNET]

Those white chocolate macadamia nut ones...

nuts, anal rapists, double stuff, packin fudge. Wow, what a thread!

[PuF]Rezz
Quasimodo's Lair
I alone hear his tortured screams!! Screamy noises!! Eeeeek!

 

[CHRYSt]

hostess has something called Devil Creames.
What about Moon pies?

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[Taskmaster]

Well I'll add some more crumbs to the bottom of the bag.... I like Vienna Fingers (the vanilla creme cookies).

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[*Anal Rapist*]

I want to know what the best cookie is that you can buy off the store shelfs. All I want to know is the name of the cookie.
For example, my fave cookie is:

Double Stuff Oreo

That's all you put. Maybe a little message to.

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The Mighty Raper of Rectums!!!!

 

[Taskmaster]

Sorry, but with the name you have chosen for yourself, which I find offensive (but I'll get over it) I can't help but think of where you are going to double stuff that Oreo! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

I'm not going to be able to eat cookies anymore... /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

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[CHRYSt]

He just likes it when the keebler elves pack fudge.

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[Callisto]

Wow a cookie topic!!!

I am one of the world's top cookie experts.

Sorry to tell you but there are not any "real" cookies that come pre-packaged. To get into the league of the REAL cookies you need to get some of the bakery cookies or homemade ones.

Snickerdoodles are without a doubt the best. Not an opinion but a fact. /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

 

[CHRYSt]

Hey, where's Cookie_Monster on this one?

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[CHRYSt]

Oh, that's right, he's probably practicing to make sure he frags me even worse next time.

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[ZenMasterV]

Hydrox are DISGUSTING they even sound synthetic

 

[Taskmaster]

But what makes those "soft n chewy" cookies stay soft and chewy even after being in that bag of air on the shelves for weeks?

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[CHRYSt]

But they only cost like $1 for a pack of 1000. That's 10 cookies a penny. Talk about a bargain.

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[ZenMasterV]

bargain shmargain

 

[[FiS]Prophetus|PUF]

Pecan Sandies...mmmmm...

 

[SSSHAD]

rice crackers.

 

[CHRYSt]

Girl scout thin mints.

Or is it just that they are girl scouts...Ahh! Bad thoughts! dirty dirty CHRYSt! sorry...girl scouts....NO! BAD THOUGHTS!!

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[Taskmaster]

* Taskmaster slaps CHRYSt across the face with a rubber chicken...

* CHRYSt reluctantly lets go of the little girl scout, who runs screaming home.

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[tykeal]

sugar bad... if I'm going to be eating a cookie (which I almost never do) it's got to be an oatmeal cookie. Too much sugar in other cookies.

Oh jeeze, now I feel a migrane coming on just thinking about that amount of sugar *twitch*

I belch in your general direction.

 

[*Anal Rapist*]

I would like to thank SSSHAD for giving me the f**kin' answer I wanted for god sake. Taskmaster, get over the name, cause you're gonna see it alot now that i'm in to this forum shiz more. OREOS ROCK!!!(DoublePacked)

The Mighty Raper of Rectums!!!!