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What does ASMD stand for?

Discussion in 'Site Discussion / Suggestions' started by The Jackal, Dec 30, 1999.

  1. The Jackal

    The Jackal New Member

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    Hello there,
    Can anybody tell me what the abbreviation ASMD means? I bet it doesn't mean Atmospheric Sciences Modeling Division

    After playing the game for almost a year, I still don't know the answer.

    Well, if anybody knows, please mail me at
    daniel.stevens@talknet.de
     
  2. Blast-Em-All

    Blast-Em-All New Member

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    lol..... he registered just to ask this... /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
    Automatic
    Sucktion
    Mobile
    Device

    And
    Stay
    Motha-F@kin'
    Down

    who can come up with the best one
     
  3. Velocitty

    Velocitty Title me

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    Amazing
    Super
    Magical
    Destroyer

    That sounds right to me
     
  4. Rookie41

    Rookie41 New Member

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    No, your all wrong,it means:

    A
    Slutty
    Mechanical
    Dildo


    Eat That !
    /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

    [​IMG]
    [Don't frag me, i'll do it myself, just gimme some time to load my weapon]
     
  5. Lizard Of Oz

    Lizard Of Oz Demented Avenger

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    <UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Another Stupid Moron Dies
    <LI>Anybody Seen My Dick
    <LI>Atomic Scrotum Melting Device
    <LI>Annihilates Slow Moving Dudes
    <LI>A$$ Searing Mutilation Device
    </UL>

    [​IMG]
    "There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
    "Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."


    -Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 108675
     
  6. s1Nk

    s1Nk New Member

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    Armed
    Shock
    Melee
    Device

    Use for the rapid dispersal of prisoners in case of riot.

    Or something clever like that, I think

    /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

    [​IMG]
    You like that?!
     
  7. Mute

    Mute All you have to do is smile!

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    Oh great... just as the party was warming up, SOMEONE had to come along and actually answer the question!
     
  8. XxBonesxX

    XxBonesxX banned

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    I just call it the lorenna Bobbet gun /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

    [​IMG]
    Come play in my Graveyard!!!
    XxBonesxX
     
  9. Doom Trooper

    Doom Trooper New Member

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    oh yea, nothing disperses prisoners more rapidly than gibbing them into oblivion.
     
  10. GRaVeDiGGeR

    GRaVeDiGGeR New Member

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    why did you have to ruin it for everyone? i tought it stood for

    A
    S
    M
    D

    i guess i was wrong

    [​IMG]
    I'm not as thrunk as you am i dink.
     
  11. Wolf Blackstar

    Wolf Blackstar That other Wing Commander guy

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    Can anybody beat this:

    A S S
    Searing
    Machine of
    Death

    /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

    [​IMG]
    -Wolf Blackstar

    "A chainsaw! find some meat!"
     
  12. -SC- Firestorm

    -SC- Firestorm New Member

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    how about...

    Ack!
    Soiled
    My
    Drawers...

    or something like that.



    [​IMG]
    Watch this space!!!!

    why what's it doing?
     
  13. phishedNET

    phishedNET New Member

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    ASMD...hrmm, I really hadn't thought about what it meant before.

    thinking...thinking...

    Ah-ha! I've got it! No, I don't actually, still thinking...

    Well, I guess that ASMD is one of those strange abbreviations that the World Union created whos meaning has been lost over time. The World Union is what replaces the United Nations in the world 2015. It was created from a conglomerate union of forces by many eastern european nations, the United States of America, and the policing forces of Canada. I know, it sounds strange, but it is true. Candadian mounties are found to be the most influental and diplomatic assembly of peacekeepers in the future.

    Ack! I made all of that up, it's complete bull****! I was just trying to ramble to divert your attention from the true meaning of this post, the meaning of ASMD. I don't know, ok?!? Just leave me alone, I don't know!!!

    &lt;runs off whimpering about bad men in space suits&gt;

    [​IMG]
    Wow...it's like EverQuest but without the snerts!
     
  14. phishedNET

    phishedNET New Member

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    Ok, I am back. I have composed myself and I apologize for that brief loss of sanity.

    I figured it out, ASMD stands for Anti-riot Stun Mounty Device.

    I told you those damned mounties had something to do with it, but you didn't believe me did you? This device is what enabled them to take such a position of power over the world.

    Beware of the World Union...

    [​IMG]
    Wow...it's like EverQuest but without the snerts!
     
  15. Fallen!Angel!

    Fallen!Angel! New Member

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    well.. let me think. It is...
    A weapon that kills many people.
    wait, that doesnt stand fer ASMD
    How about Low Power Weapon But People still use it.
    Wait that doesnt stand for ASMD either.
    DAMNIT!!!
    How about Another ****ty MotherF*cking Device
    Woooohoooohoooo!!! Please forgive me its the weekend!

    [​IMG]
    Fallen|Angel|
     
  16. Taskmaster

    Taskmaster Godlike - I like God

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    "An S&M Device" (hey I don't have a dirty mind - they named it) /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

    "Anti-matter subatomic molecular disruptor"

    "A Simple Mind-altering Device"



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    I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF!
     
  17. CHRYSt

    CHRYSt You can't help that. We're all mad here.

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    Autonomic Subspace Mass Disruptor

    How's that for trekkie?

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    "Who's up for the donkey show and some unholy butt sex?!" -- Lloyd Kaufman
     
  18. trinity

    trinity Noli me tangere

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    America's
    ****ty
    Manufacturing
    Does-it-again

    Animal
    Saute-ing and
    Marination
    Device

    Another
    Sucker
    Meets (his/her)
    Doom

    [​IMG]
    "And since I am the ranking officer on this ship, if you don't like it, you can go to hell."
     
  19. el Gato

    el Gato Has-Been

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    Sounds like ya'll been playing Acrophobia Online. (If not, you otta check it out)
    http://www.won.net/channels/bezerk/acro/acro-play.html

    Fun for the whole family, unless you chose the adult version (which is far better)!

    [​IMG]
    "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine." - J. Spicoli
     
  20. Stamp

    Stamp New Member

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    AMbuScaDe for dyslexsics

    AShaMeD

    Anti-Social Mind Disruptor
     

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