Okay I just f*cking figured it out! Thank god! If you had Intervideo DVD software on your computer, the Sims crashes because of some incompatibilties they have with each other's audio. SO they had a DVD patch, naturally I d/l'ed it and whaddya know it fails, it doesnt work, it wont install. It's a .bat file, and when you double click it automatically tries to find the Intervideo DVD software in your C:/program files directory! WTF x 100000000000! Maybe some people dont have it installed in their C: drive. Well I finally NOTICED this (I'm slow). I supposed I could have just moved the DVD software to the C: drive but jsut for the hell of it I opened it in notepad and it let me change the drive it looks for in there, cool. w00t!