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UT has made me ill! (hilarity ensues)

Discussion in 'Original Unreal Tournament' started by Nemephosis, Oct 24, 2000.

  1. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    man oh man, playing UT has made me really ill...

    In just ONE month... I got heart disease, bone disease, brain disease, malaria, diptheria, diahhrea, piahhrea, gonorrhea, rhea perlman... pneumonia, oldmonia, ammonia... I got leprosy, pleurisy, jealousy... water on the brain, water on the knee, water on the floor, I got yellow fever, scarlet fever, tennis elbow, swimmer's ear.. pink eye, blue balls... I got PMS, TMJ, HBO, Nick at Night, Showtime, ESPN..... and occasional lower back pain.

    (damn stand up comedy acts... It should be illegal for me to see them) :D:D:D:D:D
     
  2. Hetemti

    Hetemti Bargain Brand Being

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    (no... It should be illegal for you to plagerize them)
     
  3. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    hey it was funny and I thought I'd share... and I did change it a little :D
     
  4. WebSlinger

    WebSlinger bNotNegative != False

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    /me high-fives Nightmare|PuF.
     
  5. Rodzilla

    Rodzilla PuF Fossil

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    lol. You are joking right?
     
  6. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    /me runs wildly around the room and high fives himself
     
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    /me Y5's Mortey
     
  8. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    This thread started as a joke about my supposed illnesses, and now is morphing into a thread about Y5 and monkey pr0n... WTF!?!? :D
     
  9. garrett

    garrett dreaming lucidly

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    i see webslinger likes to give high fives as usual :D
     
  10. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    At least he is giving high fives and not hot carls.
     
  11. Krypton|BuF

    Krypton|BuF Still g00 gun lovin' !

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    /Morety farts.
     
  12. JuiceEggsMcKenna

    JuiceEggsMcKenna MC68060/50

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    Heh. I have actually had nausea inducing FPS experiances in Half Life and Kingpin, but never UT. It must be something about the Q2 engine that causes severe intestinal pain at high frame-rates. Hmmm, anyone ever seen "Videodrome"?
     
  13. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    monkey pr0n, nausea, hot carls, farting and physical ailments are not the making of a great thread. ;)
     
  14. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    What the hell have you turned my beautiful thread into!?! YOU BASTARDS :D
     
  15. STALLONE

    STALLONE New Member

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    Dude you should get a virus scan or firewall.
     
  16. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    Boy, you wanna talk "computer viruses......" :D

    hey, now that was funny.....
     

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