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Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Morety, Sep 26, 2000.

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  1. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Remember how the other night you were talking about how your sister would shower behind you when you were on the computer in the morning. Well, that's got me thinking.

    Would you be interested in a free web-cam?

    I'm sure all the people here would love to buy you one to set up on your computer. We'd like to chat with you face to face. :)
     
  2. Goughmezz

    Goughmezz Banned

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    LOL!!! You "can't get her out of your mind" can you Morety?
     
  3. Prophetus

    Prophetus Old Fart

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    LOL...Morety, you kill me! Kill me!!!!:)
     
  4. phil

    phil OH GOD

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    I'll put a webcam in my shower so ya can watch me shower....I dont think I'll get the same responce as TWD's sister but what the hey :)
     
  5. Troll|PuF

    Troll|PuF Poetic Terrorist

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    I will put a webcam above my cat's litter box
     
  6. Goughmezz

    Goughmezz Banned

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    What about the bottom of the toilet bowl? :)
     
  7. ~Cobra~

    ~Cobra~ Cursed!

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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
     
  8. TWD

    TWD Cute and Cuddly

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    WOA MY SISTER ALMOST SAW THAT POST! I would love to have a webcam although I wouldn't use it so that you guys can see porn of my sister. Besides she's a crazy freak. You should have seen her when the powerline pole caught on fire and they called 911, and she's in love with 9 people already lol. I would however love to talk to you guys face to face. Heck just being able to post a pic of me and my age would be wonderfull. My parents don't seem to want to let me do this sort of thing though.
    Perhaps I'll sway them get a web cam and you can all see me live. You might even get lucky as she walks all over the room looking for her cloths ect. perhaps that'll make her learn to not walk around the house naked.
    **note** be carefull I don't want my parents to see such a thing and then I get in trouble. Also if you post something intended for me e-mail me sixovous@excite.com I walmost missed this post.
     
  9. TWD

    TWD Cute and Cuddly

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    I have a fealing this is going to become a popluar thread :(
     
  10. Omega-Seven

    Omega-Seven New Member

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    but don't you _want_ to be popular? =)

    Although, technically, i suppose, it is your sister who is popular. Piddling details. As the French would say..... I don't know, but anyway...
     
  11. (BoD) nepenthe

    (BoD) nepenthe Sayee Lo

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    Crazy freaks are good. Nothing wrong with that.

    Can I be blunt here, TWD? I, personally, wouldn't really care to see you, I'd be more interested in seeing your naked sister as she "walks all over the room looking for her clothes". That would be great, a real positive thing to happen for you and this forum.:) I mean, seeing your face is ok, I guess, in exchange for seeing your sister's nipples and a$$.:)

    Maybe reconsider Morety's offer. He's being very generous here, I think, and all he's asking in return is that you make sure and get some good dailies of your young, freaky sister in the buff after she's come out of the shower.:)

    Have a nice day!
     
  12. Goughmezz

    Goughmezz Banned

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    Christ!! You people are sick! This is a teenage girl we're talking about here!

    So what are we going to name the web site? :)
     
  13. CHRYSt

    CHRYSt You can't help that. We're all mad here.

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    Just read this cause of M0rety's link to it....

    Dude, weak, you spelled my name wrong.

    OK, here's the question that's bugging me:
    Why the hell is your sister walking around naked in full view of you? Teenage chicks don't do that. Maybe his sister's like 3. Then again, maybe she's like 17, and really fat and has no friends and can't get laid and is just hoping that maybe her brother has some weird psychological problem where he wants his sister. Or maybe she's a really hot 17 year old who wants to show her brother what she think he'll never have...oh well, I dunno. If she's got it, it doesn't hurt me at all to look. I say go for the webcam. If it's not what I like, I'll surf for porn elsewhere.
     
  14. (BoD) nepenthe

    (BoD) nepenthe Sayee Lo

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    Explanation: TWD lives in Utah.
     
  15. Goughmezz

    Goughmezz Banned

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    I was talking about the other, other Christ.

    Delusions of grandeur?
     
  16. Omega-Seven

    Omega-Seven New Member

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    Christ. The other, other divinity.

    ?
     
  17. Harm|PuF

    Harm|PuF Legion of Lions for Life!

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    I only have this to post:

    This is whack!

    /me dials up the Feds ;)
     
  18. OshadowO

    OshadowO Irregular

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    You mean the saviour is not Chryst??!!!
    God Damn it! A whole life damned. I've been praying to the wrong Chryst/Christ all along. Tell me what kind of..*ahem* benefits does the religion of Christ promise??Huh huh??
     
  19. ImmorTal_FusioN

    ImmorTal_FusioN I will never die

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    Speaking of sisters...

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  20. CHRYSt

    CHRYSt You can't help that. We're all mad here.

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    Yeat, does your Christ promise eternal salvation for the low low price of $19.95? I don't think so. Can your Christ provide bananas and trees to all of his folloers? Nope, just fishes from him. I bet your Christ doesn't even approve of sex and evil. Or evil sex for that matter. And I bet Satanic rituals are right out. Yeah, he's got nothing on me.
     
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