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'Twas the night before.......

Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by digital-warrior, Dec 9, 2001.

  1. digital-warrior

    digital-warrior Awake...

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    'Twas the night before the fragfest,and all through the house
    Not a creature was stirring,not even your mouse.
    The cobwebs were hung from the archways with care
    In hopes that in #NC3 everyone would be there.

    You went to sleep dreaming all snug in your bed,
    While visons of sniper bullets going through someones head.
    and the HD on standby, and you in your cap,
    Had just settled down after a good midnight snack.

    When up from the z-axis, arose such a clatter,
    You jumped from your camping spot to see whats was the matter.
    Off with your rifle you flew in a flash,
    to where you knew the flak cannon was stashed.

    The bio rifle on the breast of the floor you know,
    gave the lustre of death with a bright green glow.
    When, what to your anticipating eyes should appear,
    but an {NC} player, and you knew that meant phear.

    With a big 'ol shock combo, so instant and quick,
    You knew in a moment that you start to feel sick.
    More rapid than a mini gun, closer he came,
    he taunted, and shouted, and called you by name.

    Now dash, now jump, now strafe, and fire!
    On ledges! On stairways! On elevators that take you higher!
    To the top of the map! to the top of the wall!
    Flack cannon! Rocket launcher! Die, Die, Die all!

    As dry humor before the time the gibs where to fly,
    You meet with a Shock whore, up from the sky.
    So up from the rafters, where the sheild belt you knew,
    You wished you had the redeemer, but it was too late for you.

    By, Jon"DigitalW"Norton:D
     
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  2. Rukee

    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    That`s increadable!!!


    Now....I`m the {NC}guy who meant Ph34r right!!! :p
     
  3. lucifix

    lucifix I did something m0tarded and now I have read only access! :(

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    kool............ i once wrote a piece in jr high called deck the halls(with gasoline)..............
     
  4. Frostblood

    Frostblood Strangely compelling...

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    excellent
     
  5. digital-warrior

    digital-warrior Awake...

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    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    uh.....I hate to tell you this.....but I`m alot older then you and I was singing that song in grade school!! :p


    Deck that halls with Gasoline.......
    fa la la la la la la la la
    Light a match and watch it gleem!!
    Fa la la la la la la la la
     
  7. Deathwing

    Deathwing Raucous Rodentia

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    A got this on a Christmas card a few years ago.


    'Twas the night before Christmas
    And all through the house
    Not a creature was stirring,
    Not even a mouse

    'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
    And tore him apart
    Ate his mousy intestines
    And chewed up his heart

    Kitty thought he heard sleighbells
    Which made him take pause
    He stopped daintily licking
    The blood from his claws

    "Must be Santa" thought kitty
    (That quite clever cat)
    'Cuz nobody else climbs down
    The chimney like that

    Indeed it was ol' Santa
    So jolly and fat
    With a load of presents
    And all for the cat!

    "Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
    Kitty thought with a pur
    Then he coughed up a hairball
    And shed some more fur
     
  8. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Season's here
    Times are hard
    Here's your fucking christmas card
     
  9. digital-warrior

    digital-warrior Awake...

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  10. digital-warrior

    digital-warrior Awake...

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    70 veiws and 10 replies???????
    Whats up with that????
    Afraid to post people, or what??:mad:
     
  11. StoneViper

    StoneViper you can call me Mike

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    that was the best piece of literature i've ever read
     
  12. GoAt

    GoAt Never wrong

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    i phear no {NC}
     
  13. lucifix

    lucifix I did something m0tarded and now I have read only access! :(

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    uh.......really? damn that sux :con:
     
  14. SpiritWalker

    SpiritWalker Guest

    good work DW...

    you have a bit to much time on your hands.. :p
     
  15. Ebolaa

    Ebolaa New Member

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    Funny stuff. Too bad even Bob Rivers won't publish my "Enter Stantaman" song based on Metallica's "Enter Sandman." :(
     
  16. digital-warrior

    digital-warrior Awake...

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    BAH HUMBUG!!!!!............:D
     
  17. digital-warrior

    digital-warrior Awake...

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    Old Thread ReHashed for the Holiday's.

    Merry X-mas..
     
  18. AMmayhem

    AMmayhem Mayhem is everywhere

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    Talk about weird, I was thinking about writing my own version of Twas the Night Before Christmas for some inside joke at work. :con:
     
  19. Evil_Cope

    Evil_Cope For the Win, motherfather!

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    call me a *****, but that isnt the most endearing sig ever, DW...and i dont mean the quote... :con:
     
  20. digital-warrior

    digital-warrior Awake...

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    Mike started a thread about a head explosion scene, so I put one in my sig for a while...:)
     

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