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Turks invade Ireland, the facts

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by klasnic, Nov 21, 2014.

  1. klasnic

    klasnic ra ra rat Putin!

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    Yes, indeed but my version of history is skewed... In no historical order;

    Kebab Houses and Turkish Barbers;
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    Turkish Delight;
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    And there were... The Barbary pirates who took women like this from our Southern ports to bring to the Sultan for his own Turkish delights;
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    Of course to prove I actually researched some of this, here is a link "So, that's why we love kebabs" to an interesting related article - enjoy :D
     

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  2. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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  3. ambershee

    ambershee Nimbusfish Rawks

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    "Turkish Kebabs" as you know them actually come from Berlin (a man called Kadir Nurman is credited for their invention). The vast majority of the meat and equipment used to produce it also comes from Germany.

    Just so you know.
     
  4. tomcat ha

    tomcat ha Well-Known Member

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    that article is wild oversimplification but ok.
     
  5. HugoMarques

    HugoMarques ☆☆☆☆☆

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  6. SkaarjMaster

    SkaarjMaster enemy of time

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    Now next time tell them to do it the proper way.....hold the smoke in for as long as possible to heighten the experience.;)
     
  7. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    Rumour has it that there are persons with somewhat Turkish backgrounds on the interwebz too.
     
  8. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    We have Kebabs here in Tokyo, but it doesn't affect porn production here at all. Girls still get their buttholes and vaginas played with while they pretend they hate it, but then start cumming.
     
  9. HugoMarques

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    And editors still add mosaic censors in front of genitalia cuz tradition...
     
  10. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    yeah, I've seen the Tokyo Kebab wagon parked in Shibuya. I wouldn't eat there and I've seen some real grubby Döner-Huts here in Berlin.
    Btw. if you're ever in Berlin, eating at Kadirs' Restaurant, Hasir, is a good idea to eat a good Kebab.
     
  11. Leo(T.C.K.)

    Leo(T.C.K.) Well-Known Member

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    What the fuck is a noscope?
     
  12. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    pwnage
     
  13. tomcat ha

    tomcat ha Well-Known Member

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    i didnt even realize that tag existed.
     
  14. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    i added it to this thread but i don't know who created it.

    It's a good one :tup:
     
  15. tomcat ha

    tomcat ha Well-Known Member

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  16. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    so, this is your spotlight to redeem the Turkish cuisine in the eye of all buf-dom. Right now everyone must think your peoples' cooking only amounts to something when it is German engineered. :D ;)
     
  17. tomcat ha

    tomcat ha Well-Known Member

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    Eh, my turkish side comes from the Ege side of turkey. No need to prove anything.
     
  18. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    It goes right before cornshot.
     
  19. klasnic

    klasnic ra ra rat Putin!

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    Fixed!
     
  20. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    Fixed!
     

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