Trivial assault mission ideas

[Nimbostratus]

I'm planning on making an assault map with something really trivial as the mission. Something like "the other team stole the tv remote! " or something equally stupid.


Got any other ideas?

 

[Frieza]

How about:

'Flush the toilet'
'Drive over the kitten with a lawnmower'
'Fly an x-wing to the star-wars set'
and
'Steal cookies from the refrigerator'

 

[Nahand]

... Frieza that's soooooo cool! Please make AS map now ...

 

[Symbolikal]

you forgot turn on t.v, attack ur baby bro and hide ur illegal weapons cache from interpol

 

[Uncle_Bob]

Blow up the your neighbours pop corn machine as they are making more money than you.

 

[Uncle_Bob]

Then poison there lemenade, by tipping the conviently placed barrel of toxic sludge into it.

 

[Frieza]

Change your sister-in-law's baby's diapers then proceed with eating a chocolate smoochie

 

[Uncle_Bob]

The other team stole my batteries!!!!

 

[Symbolikal]

How about drag yourself at 1 a.m 2 ur neighbours party and tell them to shut it, then when they don't, u and the rest of ur team spray em with minigun fire rofl

 

[Symbolikal]

run a bath while the other team are defending the taps, then optionally, behind their backs, turn the shower on. the shower would have lethal water and rain down on allocated blue positions and the reds become cheap bastards