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Stilgar

Stilgar

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But I like caek!


I had to pay $45 to get my restricted drivers license extended for 5 years so that I can sit a test for my full license in 2 weeks. The fact that I have been driving for 5 years already, without a single speeding ticket or accident, counts for nothing.

I love bureaucracy
 
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a co-worker was talking about how she just saw the new doom movie and she described it as not having much of a plot, "but then again, it's a video game; it *can't* have a plot!" to which her friend replied, "vid-e-o-game-hav-ing-a-ploooooooot ..." and then laughed a ship captain's hearty laugh.
 
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oosyxxx said:
a co-worker was talking about how she just saw the new doom movie and she described it as not having much of a plot, "but then again, it's a video game; it *can't* have a plot!" to which her friend replied, "vid-e-o-game-hav-ing-a-ploooooooot ..." and then laughed a ship captain's hearty laugh.
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Did you proceed to beat seven differently coloured kinds of crap out of them?

I mean

In 2291, in an attempt to control violence among deep space miners, the New Earth Government legalized no-holds-bared fighting. Liandri Mining Corporation, working with the NEG, established a series of leagues and bloody public exhibitions. The fight's popularity grew with their brutality. Soon, Liandri discovered that the public matches were their most profitable enterprise. The professional league was formed; a cabal of the most violent and skilled warriors in known space, selected to fight in a Grand Tournament. Now it is 2341. 50 years have passed since founding of DeathMatch. Profits from the Tournament number in the hundreds of billions. You have been selected to fight in the professional league by the Liandri Rules Board. Your strength and brutality are legendary. The time has come to prove you are the best. To crush your enemies; to win the Tournament.
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